I am a web-designer looking for somebody to write object oriented php with
MySQL as a backend to a small section of business sites.

Credits for your work will be yours and will be written as such on the
parent companies site.

interested parties contact me on gaukrodger [at] ntlworld.com with a sample class
and a brief description your abilities.

Andrew Gaukrodger wrote:
> I am a web-designer looking for somebody to write object oriented php with
> MySQL as a backend to a small section of business sites.
>
> Credits for your work will be yours and will be written as such on the
> parent companies site.

Why not take a look at freshmeat.net and get a project from there that covers
your needs.

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//Aho

"Andrew Gaukrodger" <gaukrodger [at] ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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|I am a web-designer looking for somebody to write object oriented php with
| MySQL as a backend to a small section of business sites.
|
| Credits for your work will be yours and will be written as such on the
| parent companies site.

wow! now THAT really pays the bills!!!

| interested parties contact me on gaukrodger [at] ntlworld.com with a sample
class
| and a brief description your abilities.

sample class (singleton [not simpleton, as in your mentality]):

<?
class fuck
{
private static function __construct(){}
public static function off(){ return 'fuck off'; }
}
?>

sample use:

<?
echo fuck::off();
?>

:)

> <?
> class fuck
> {
> private static function __construct(){}
> public static function off(){ return 'fuck off'; }
> }
> ?>
>
> sample use:
>
> <?
> echo fuck::off();
> ?>

im sorry but your going to be dissapointed your chances are blown:-

Fatal error: Constructor fuck::__construct() cannot be static in
PHPDocument1 on line 6

"peter" <submit [at] flexiwebhost.com> wrote in message
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|
| > <?
| > class fuck
| > {
| > private static function __construct(){}
| > public static function off(){ return 'fuck off'; }
| > }
| > ?>
| >
| > sample use:
| >
| > <?
| > echo fuck::off();
| > ?>
|
| im sorry but your going to be dissapointed your chances are blown:-
|
| Fatal error: Constructor fuck::__construct() cannot be static in
| PHPDocument1 on line 6

lol. dilligaf?