Steve wrote:
> ahhh...anger is a good motivator, no?
>
> wasn't so hard, was it.
>
>
> "DrNoose" <drnoose [at] Idontthinkso.com> wrote in message
> news:461bf78a$0$5760$4c368faf [at] roadrunner.com...
> | Steve wrote:
> | > as teachers often have their heads squarely planted up their ass when it
> | > comes to technology, i'd rtfM. however, students usually have theirs
> | > embedded farther up the sphincter and are quick to blame their teacher.
> | > usually it comes down to you not following ALL the directions given.
> | >
> | > i'd remove php entirely from your pc in whatever hap-hazard fashion
> you've
> | > pieced it together on your system. i'd then go to us2.php.net and
> download
> | > the php installer. it's more your speed...point and click...and then
> begin
> | > writing shitty code. ;^)
> | >
> | > so, i suppose we can expect to see more posts from you where the
> questions
> | > posed could be resolved by yourself were you not a silver-spoon,
> | > lacsidaisical midget of academia?
> | >
> | >
> | > "DrNoose" <drnoose [at] Idontthinkso.com> wrote in message
> | > news:461bb3a2$0$16676$4c368faf [at] roadrunner.com...
> | > | Steve wrote:
> | > | > your web server, iis, is not configured properly. you are using php
> on
> | > | > windows as a cgi application. you need to have iis peon off anything
> | > ending
> | > | > in .php to the php executable.
> | > | >
> | > | > don't know how to do that? rtfm.
> | > | >
> | > | > ;^)
> | > | >
> | > | >
> | > | > "DrNoose" <drnoose [at] Idontthinkso.com> wrote in message
> | > | > news:461bacd2$0$5613$4c368faf [at] roadrunner.com...
> | > | > | Hi!
> | > | > |
> | > | > | Here is the code for a php file:
> | > | > |
> | > | > | <html>
> | > | > | <head>
> | > | > | <title>Hello World Message</title>
> | > | > | </head>
> | > | > | <body>
> | > | > | <?php echo "<p><em>Hello World from the Web Server</em></p>";?>
> | > | > | </body>
> | > | > | </html>
> | > | > |
> | > | > | I've saved it as HelloWorldMessage.php
> | > | > |
> | > | > | I copied it to inetpub/wwwroot
> | > | > |
> | > | > | Then I go to the browser and type:
> | > | > | http://localhost/HelloWorldMessage.php and then return.
> | > | > |
> | > | > | It then asks me how I want to open the file - notepad or other. If
> I
> | > | > | choose other - then choose Mozilla it will open in the browser as:
> | > | > |
> | > | > | Hello World from the Web Server
> | > | > |
> | > | > | ",?>
> | > | > |
> | > | > | What am I doing wrong? We did a similar program in class the other
> day
> | > | > | and it came up fine.
> | > | >
> | > | >
> | > | I guess I am the iis peon! LOL
> | > |
> | > | I used the teachers instructions and the book to set them both up! Not
> | > | sure what else to do.
> | > |
> | > | Thanks!
> | >
> | >
> | What a tool you are!!!!!! I thought this newsgroup was here to help
> | people who had questions or problems with their code; not to degrade
> | them because they are a teacher or student. I'm not a "silver-spoon,
> | lackadaisical (check your spelling next time!) midget of academia; just
> | a mom trying to go back to school and get a degree to help better herself!
> |
> | BTW, I did get the problem fixed, but no thanks to you and your smart
> | a** remarks!
>
>
Again, no thanks to you!
