I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search for
something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit after blog hit.
What's wrong with it? Well, let's say you've got some kind of a
coding question and you're looking for information on how to figure it
out. So you run a search on keywords related to the problem you're
having...but then all you get is spazzy lil tweenage blog snits
yammering the fuck on about buzz words and techno babble with no real
in depth analysis or explanations.

Like recently I was having a problem with the getPixel function in
Flash...so I ran a search in Google hoping to find someone who had a
similar problem or hoping for someone who had done some in depth study
of the function who had example code and experiments done on
it...instead I wound up with about 6,000 wannabe techno-junkies
rambling the fuck on about TEH AWESOMEST NEWEST FEATURES OF FLASH!
Never mind the fact that none of them seemed to have ANY clue at all
as to what any of those nifty "new" functions were, they were just
real excited to have slurped onto the Flash bandwagon and started
quote whoring for techie brownie points.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:6u8eq21l8mutmtghv9au6ctihi7jmftvd4 [at] 4ax.com...
> I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search for
> something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit after blog hit.
> What's wrong with it? Well, let's say you've got some kind of a
> coding question and you're looking for information on how to figure it
> out. So you run a search on keywords related to the problem you're
> having...but then all you get is spazzy lil tweenage blog snits
> yammering the fuck on about buzz words and techno babble with no real
> in depth analysis or explanations.
>
> Like recently I was having a problem with the getPixel function in
> Flash...so I ran a search in Google hoping to find someone who had a
> similar problem or hoping for someone who had done some in depth study
> of the function who had example code and experiments done on
> it...instead I wound up with about 6,000 wannabe techno-junkies
> rambling the fuck on about TEH AWESOMEST NEWEST FEATURES OF FLASH!
> Never mind the fact that none of them seemed to have ANY clue at all
> as to what any of those nifty "new" functions were, they were just
> real excited to have slurped onto the Flash bandwagon and started
> quote whoring for techie brownie points.

Clue: learn to use google to your advantage.
It's all in the way you search newbie.
http://www.oreilly.com/pub/ht/2

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:50:05 GMT, "BuZZard" <buzzard [at] buzzardnest.us>
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:6u8eq21l8mutmtghv9au6ctihi7jmftvd4 [at] 4ax.com...
>> I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search for
>> something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit after blog hit.
>> What's wrong with it? Well, let's say you've got some kind of a
>> coding question and you're looking for information on how to figure it
>> out. So you run a search on keywords related to the problem you're
>> having...but then all you get is spazzy lil tweenage blog snits
>> yammering the fuck on about buzz words and techno babble with no real
>> in depth analysis or explanations.
>>
>> Like recently I was having a problem with the getPixel function in
>> Flash...so I ran a search in Google hoping to find someone who had a
>> similar problem or hoping for someone who had done some in depth study
>> of the function who had example code and experiments done on
>> it...instead I wound up with about 6,000 wannabe techno-junkies
>> rambling the fuck on about TEH AWESOMEST NEWEST FEATURES OF FLASH!
>> Never mind the fact that none of them seemed to have ANY clue at all
>> as to what any of those nifty "new" functions were, they were just
>> real excited to have slurped onto the Flash bandwagon and started
>> quote whoring for techie brownie points.
>
>Clue: learn to use google to your advantage.
>It's all in the way you search newbie.
>http://www.oreilly.com/pub/ht/2

And there's BuZZ, just as bad a blogger, instead of quote whoring
though, he's LINK WHORING. *rolls eyes*

Maybe if you weren't so stoned...and weren't such a useless waste of
oxygen you could get a fuckin clue and figure out how that whored link
of yours...doesn't really have fuck all to do with...ANYTHING I was
talking about.

Yeesh...fuckin pot head. I hope they never legalize that shit over
here in the states, otherwise the level of idiocy is just gonna start
SKYROCKETING.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:6u8eq21l8mutmtghv9au6ctihi7jmftvd4 [at] 4ax.com...
| I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search for
| something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit after blog hit.

<snip>

learn to google. better yet, go to the flash site and get TFM !!! i program
in several languages and have NEVER had the problem you're describing.
further, i have several technical hobbies as well. each are well covered in
blogs...in fact, and counter to your pompous-assed attitude and assertions,
i look forward to getting a blog link as i can be reasonably certain that
someone has posted links to more informative non-blogged source sites...

arrogant son-of-a-bitch! you have a problem with blogs...fine. I HATE
DUMBASSES who see fit to post OFF-TOPIC diatribes in nntp groups whos
context is specific, and specifically NOT for such tirades!

now, on to your quotes...

| Hatter Quotes
| -------------
| "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
| best."

illogically exclusive. certainly the most likely to achieve such a title of
being the best at a thing are NOT those who work particularly had for it.
rather, they are those with a natural disposition on inclination toward the
same.

| "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
| with it."

your reality seems very distinct to you and not shared by the majority...i
wonder who is more likely wrong. it is easy to see how the conflict between
our definition of reality and yours produces such friction as to prompt you
to hold the 'i'm ok, everyone else is not' attitude.

| "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

illogical equivocation. the quality of one's work gives no indication as to
whether or not one is actually employed to engage in such work.

| "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

i thought your arrogance was.

| "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

yes...your post forces me to use my filter to 'shut yourself the fuck up'
since you cannot discipline your own tongue.

| "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
| bad."

oh you historian! the romans killed jesus, you fucking anti-semite.

| "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

this is about the most coherent quote you've provided. too bad it
illuminates nothing.

| "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

as is obvious the reason, their reality is vastly different from the world
in which you delude yourself.

| "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
| of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

there is no wrong nor right. now as for polite or generally acceptable to
the masses, i think it is behavior that will earn your art to be known as
the art definitive of 'perfect ass'.

| "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
| that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
| of its relevancy."

and all things outside of the first-cause is likewise. which means that i
perceive i exist but cannot see any relevance in perceiving that you
do...and you give little cause that would 'convince others'. after all,
based on your blathering, narcisistic, and hatefulness behaviour there is
very little worth in us believing you do exist. that would be a waste of
time. consider the cost/benefit ratio.

| "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
| creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

said your boyfriend on new years eve.

| "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

only if you're delusional. reality is based on third-party observations.
even personal reality is kept in check...tried levitating lately?

| "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
| they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
| givin em out for free."

kind of like intellect. while wholly devoid of such, you are even more
pitiful since you espouse that you do yet parade around, completely obvious
to all others, without a single marble in your bag.

| "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
| So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
| to their merry little mess."

which is why i'm now plonking you.

| "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
| horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
| their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
| sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
| images burned into their tiny little minds'."

other than considering your 'tiny little' mind, it would be good to start
with logic in supporting such a claim. first if you intend to use angels for
support, you should prove god exists and whether or not he has/needs angels.
further, you'd need to establish they have heads, need blood, and have a
fetish vented towards implanting unforgettable imagery in ones head.

there is a difference between 'earth shatteringly good' and 'earth
shatterlingly horrible'. all socially engaged animals curtail partaking of
the extremes of either as it may get them expelled from the group - spelling
a most certain doom.

| "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
| properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

that's a blanket quote you just throw out there to someone whom you've never
met? you don't know me or anyone else here. i'm sorry you find it necessary
to project. i do feel sad for you. however, i believe your judging of style
is merely an overestimation of yourself...you obviously overvalue everything
you do.

| "Those who record history are those who control history."

illogical equivocation. you certainly do see everyone in a negative light.
this assertion assumes that motive records history and that the events of
history have little effect on the story.

| "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
| endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
| don't get sent to me...I come for you."

narcisist. futher, prove hell. no matter the result of that endeavor, bring
it on. i'll spank your ass like a toddler.

| "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
| tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

ideally, i'd employ diplomacy so as to avoid conflict. here's my quote:
'diplomacy - the art of letting others have your way'. since you have no
such art, or even tact, i can see why this scenario has plagued your mind
and why you'd consider it an ideal situation.

| "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
| function?"

i can tell you that none of YOUR processes are functioning!

| "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
| Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
| indicates an increase in Webtv users."

you cross-posted. and as with the rest of your reality, every one of these
groups gets the corner if-and-only-if you come to 'participate' in one of
them. and your forecast is wrong. you are at 0 points...you cannot get any
more un-intelligent. what a moron...'down x points and due to increase'...i
don't think you mean to be so optimistic.

| "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
| gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

and here's my injunctive relief...

*PLONK*

now, FOAD.

Onideus Mad Hatter schrieb:
> I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search for
> something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit after blog hit.
> What's wrong with it? Well, let's say you've got some kind of a
> coding question and you're looking for information on how to figure it
> out. So you run a search on keywords related to the problem you're
> having...but then all you get is spazzy lil tweenage blog snits
> yammering the fuck on about buzz words and techno babble with no real
> in depth analysis or explanations.
>
> Like recently I was having a problem with the getPixel function in
> Flash...so I ran a search in Google hoping to find someone who had a
> similar problem or hoping for someone who had done some in depth study
> of the function who had example code and experiments done on
> it...instead I wound up with about 6,000 wannabe techno-junkies
> rambling the fuck on about TEH AWESOMEST NEWEST FEATURES OF FLASH!
> Never mind the fact that none of them seemed to have ANY clue at all
> as to what any of those nifty "new" functions were, they were just
> real excited to have slurped onto the Flash bandwagon and started
> quote whoring for techie brownie points.

This is not the right place for rants. Get a blog.

Steve wrote:
> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
> news:6u8eq21l8mutmtghv9au6ctihi7jmftvd4 [at] 4ax.com...
> | I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search for
> | something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit after blog hit.
>
> <snip>
>
> learn to google. better yet, go to the flash site and get TFM !!! i program
> in several languages and have NEVER had the problem you're describing.
> further, i have several technical hobbies as well. each are well covered in
> blogs...in fact, and counter to your pompous-assed attitude and assertions,
> i look forward to getting a blog link as i can be reasonably certain that
> someone has posted links to more informative non-blogged source sites...
>
> arrogant son-of-a-bitch! you have a problem with blogs...fine. I HATE
> DUMBASSES who see fit to post OFF-TOPIC diatribes in nntp groups whos
> context is specific, and specifically NOT for such tirades!
>
> now, on to your quotes...
>
> | Hatter Quotes
> | -------------
> | "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> | best."
>
> illogically exclusive. certainly the most likely to achieve such a title of
> being the best at a thing are NOT those who work particularly had for it.
> rather, they are those with a natural disposition on inclination toward the
> same.
>
> | "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> | with it."
>
> your reality seems very distinct to you and not shared by the majority...i
> wonder who is more likely wrong. it is easy to see how the conflict between
> our definition of reality and yours produces such friction as to prompt you
> to hold the 'i'm ok, everyone else is not' attitude.
>
> | "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> illogical equivocation. the quality of one's work gives no indication as to
> whether or not one is actually employed to engage in such work.
>
> | "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> i thought your arrogance was.
>
> | "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> yes...your post forces me to use my filter to 'shut yourself the fuck up'
> since you cannot discipline your own tongue.
>
> | "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> | bad."
>
> oh you historian! the romans killed jesus, you fucking anti-semite.
>
> | "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> this is about the most coherent quote you've provided. too bad it
> illuminates nothing.
>
> | "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> as is obvious the reason, their reality is vastly different from the world
> in which you delude yourself.
>
> | "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> | of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> there is no wrong nor right. now as for polite or generally acceptable to
> the masses, i think it is behavior that will earn your art to be known as
> the art definitive of 'perfect ass'.
>
> | "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> | that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> | of its relevancy."
>
> and all things outside of the first-cause is likewise. which means that i
> perceive i exist but cannot see any relevance in perceiving that you
> do...and you give little cause that would 'convince others'. after all,
> based on your blathering, narcisistic, and hatefulness behaviour there is
> very little worth in us believing you do exist. that would be a waste of
> time. consider the cost/benefit ratio.
>
> | "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> | creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> said your boyfriend on new years eve.
>
> | "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> only if you're delusional. reality is based on third-party observations.
> even personal reality is kept in check...tried levitating lately?
>
> | "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> | they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> | givin em out for free."
>
> kind of like intellect. while wholly devoid of such, you are even more
> pitiful since you espouse that you do yet parade around, completely obvious
> to all others, without a single marble in your bag.
>
> | "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> | So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> | to their merry little mess."
>
> which is why i'm now plonking you.
>
> | "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> | horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> | their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> | sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> | images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> other than considering your 'tiny little' mind, it would be good to start
> with logic in supporting such a claim. first if you intend to use angels for
> support, you should prove god exists and whether or not he has/needs angels.
> further, you'd need to establish they have heads, need blood, and have a
> fetish vented towards implanting unforgettable imagery in ones head.
>
> there is a difference between 'earth shatteringly good' and 'earth
> shatterlingly horrible'. all socially engaged animals curtail partaking of
> the extremes of either as it may get them expelled from the group - spelling
> a most certain doom.
>
> | "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> | properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> that's a blanket quote you just throw out there to someone whom you've never
> met? you don't know me or anyone else here. i'm sorry you find it necessary
> to project. i do feel sad for you. however, i believe your judging of style
> is merely an overestimation of yourself...you obviously overvalue everything
> you do.
>
> | "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> illogical equivocation. you certainly do see everyone in a negative light.
> this assertion assumes that motive records history and that the events of
> history have little effect on the story.
>
> | "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> | endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> | don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> narcisist. futher, prove hell. no matter the result of that endeavor, bring
> it on. i'll spank your ass like a toddler.
>
> | "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> | tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> ideally, i'd employ diplomacy so as to avoid conflict. here's my quote:
> 'diplomacy - the art of letting others have your way'. since you have no
> such art, or even tact, i can see why this scenario has plagued your mind
> and why you'd consider it an ideal situation.
>
> | "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> | function?"
>
> i can tell you that none of YOUR processes are functioning!
>
> | "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> | Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> | indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> you cross-posted. and as with the rest of your reality, every one of these
> groups gets the corner if-and-only-if you come to 'participate' in one of
> them. and your forecast is wrong. you are at 0 points...you cannot get any
> more un-intelligent. what a moron...'down x points and due to increase'...i
> don't think you mean to be so optimistic.
>
> | "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> | gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
>
> and here's my injunctive relief...
>
> *PLONK*
>
> now, FOAD.

Hatter, you know you've arrived when you inspire so many people to
spend so much time responding to you. Very few people have such power.
Keep up the good work. Just think, if you got them to use their
creative energy solving problems such as Iraq instead diatribes against
you, imagine what could be accomplished.
--
A Hatter Fan

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:6u8eq21l8mutmtghv9au6ctihi7jmftvd4 [at] 4ax.com...
> I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search for
> something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit after blog hit.
> What's wrong with it? Well, let's say you've got some kind of a
> coding question and you're looking for information on how to figure it
> out. So you run a search on keywords related to the problem you're
> having...but then all you get is spazzy lil tweenage blog snits
> yammering the fuck on about buzz words and techno babble with no real
> in depth analysis or explanations.
>
> Like recently I was having a problem with the getPixel function in
> Flash...so I ran a search in Google hoping to find someone who had a
> similar problem or hoping for someone who had done some in depth study
> of the function who had example code and experiments done on
> it...instead I wound up with about 6,000 wannabe techno-junkies
> rambling the fuck on about TEH AWESOMEST NEWEST FEATURES OF FLASH!
> Never mind the fact that none of them seemed to have ANY clue at all
> as to what any of those nifty "new" functions were, they were just
> real excited to have slurped onto the Flash bandwagon and started
> quote whoring for techie brownie points.
>
> --

When I have technical issues I limit my googling to groups.google. The hits
are much more relevant.

>
> Onideus Mad Hatter
> mhm ¹ x ¹
> http://www.backwater-productions.net
> http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
> Hatter Quotes
> -------------
> "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
> best."
>
> "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
> with it."
>
> "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
> "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
> "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
> "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> bad."
>
> "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
> "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
> "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
> of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
> "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
> that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
> of its relevancy."
>
> "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
> creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
> "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
> "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
> givin em out for free."
>
> "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
> So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
> to their merry little mess."
>
> "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
> their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
> sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
> images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
> "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
> properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
> "Those who record history are those who control history."
>
> "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
> endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
> don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
> "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
> "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> function?"
>
> "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
> "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On 12 Jan 2007 08:04:47 -0800, "Bill K" <msuwkrull [at] gmail.com> wrote:

>Hatter, you know you've arrived when you inspire so many people to
>spend so much time responding to you. Very few people have such power.
>Keep up the good work. Just think, if you got them to use their
>creative energy solving problems such as Iraq instead diatribes against
>you, imagine what could be accomplished.

Yeah but the problem is what people want. Generally speaking no one
really WANTS to solve any kind of problem in Iraq...people don't care
about Iraq...they just want to bitch and complain about it. I mean
take all these assholes screaming on about how horrible a new
insurgence of troops is...have ANY of them actually offered an
ALTERNATIVE MILITARY means of bettering the problems down there? Of
course not, because that would require THINKING and let's face it,
that's asking WAY to much of Congress and all the other nay saying
assholes. Personally I don't much like the idea of sending in more
troops, but fuck all if it ain't better than the alternative which
is...er...hrmmm...well there really is no alternative strategy that's
been presented besides RUN! OMG GET THE FUCK OUT! RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO
LATE! Yeah, because running away from a problem that WE created is
REALLY gonna solve it. *snicker*

Ultimately, from a social engineering standpoint, the best way to get
people fired up about "solving problems" in Iraq...is to first
humiliate them. All these people screaming to get our troops
out...label them for what they really are...cowards, running away from
problems rather than facing them. I think a good media campaign in
that regards would do well to push the lesser sheeple into a defensive
stance, at which point you can easily provide them with any number of
alternative options to bandwagon hump out of fear of rejection.

Engineering the Iraqi people is where the TRUE goal should be and in
that venue there are a whole multitude of ways in which you could go
about repurposing their social beliefs into a more unified stance.
One idea is take our system of government and put it into theirs, only
replace Democrat and Republican with Shiite and Sunni.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 16:37:50 +0100, Christoph Burschka
<christoph.burschka [at] rwth-aachen.de> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter schrieb:
>> I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search for
>> something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit after blog hit.
>> What's wrong with it? Well, let's say you've got some kind of a
>> coding question and you're looking for information on how to figure it
>> out. So you run a search on keywords related to the problem you're
>> having...but then all you get is spazzy lil tweenage blog snits
>> yammering the fuck on about buzz words and techno babble with no real
>> in depth analysis or explanations.
>>
>> Like recently I was having a problem with the getPixel function in
>> Flash...so I ran a search in Google hoping to find someone who had a
>> similar problem or hoping for someone who had done some in depth study
>> of the function who had example code and experiments done on
>> it...instead I wound up with about 6,000 wannabe techno-junkies
>> rambling the fuck on about TEH AWESOMEST NEWEST FEATURES OF FLASH!
>> Never mind the fact that none of them seemed to have ANY clue at all
>> as to what any of those nifty "new" functions were, they were just
>> real excited to have slurped onto the Flash bandwagon and started
>> quote whoring for techie brownie points.
>
>This is n<COCK SLAP>

This is Usenet, Bitch...if you don't like it...you can retard the fuck
back to whatever Webbie board shit you out and start screaming for the
magixal ban button to save you from your stupidity. `, )

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Post removed (X-No-Archive: yes)

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 13:19:02 -0500, "CapCity" <CapCity [at] nowhere.com>
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:6u8eq21l8mutmtghv9au6ctihi7jmftvd4 [at] 4ax.com...
>> I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search for
>> something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit after blog hit.
>> What's wrong with it? Well, let's say you've got some kind of a
>> coding question and you're looking for information on how to figure it
>> out. So you run a search on keywords related to the problem you're
>> having...but then all you get is spazzy lil tweenage blog snits
>> yammering the fuck on about buzz words and techno babble with no real
>> in depth analysis or explanations.
>>
>> Like recently I was having a problem with the getPixel function in
>> Flash...so I ran a search in Google hoping to find someone who had a
>> similar problem or hoping for someone who had done some in depth study
>> of the function who had example code and experiments done on
>> it...instead I wound up with about 6,000 wannabe techno-junkies
>> rambling the fuck on about TEH AWESOMEST NEWEST FEATURES OF FLASH!
>> Never mind the fact that none of them seemed to have ANY clue at all
>> as to what any of those nifty "new" functions were, they were just
>> real excited to have slurped onto the Flash bandwagon and started
>> quote whoring for techie brownie points.
>>
>> --
>
>When I have technical issues I limit my googling to groups.google. The hits
>are much more relevant.

Yeah I find myself doing that more and more. Still, I miss the
Internet of 5+ years ago when bloggers didn't exist and you could
easily find LOTS of relevant information on the net. One trend though
that I have noticed is Webbie boards that have been STEALING posts off
Usenet:
http://www.garayed.com/html/index451.html

....especially mine apparently.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:03:29 -0700, jitter <jitf [at] 127.0.0.1> wrote:

> I'm hungry! I've only had six meals and nineteen snacks so far
> today! ::::Buhuurrrrrrrrrrrrrpp:::: ^_^

Oh look, it's humpy, my favorite little Hatter obsesso! You'll have
to forgive the little kook, he's VERY desperate for a little "Hatter
attention". `, )

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

"jitter" <jitf [at] 127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:xocnxkuytwx$iuvxzbf [at] 127.0.0.1...
> In article <ibjfq25rle3ccg7c61asmff5pe5knbinjs [at] 4ax.com>,
> usenet [at] backwater-productions.net says...
>>
>> I'm hungry! I've only had six meals and nineteen snacks so far
>> today! ::::Buhuurrrrrrrrrrrrrpp:::: ^_^
>>

Solution to Iraq: Drop Hatter's used diapers there.
That would clear everyone out PRONTO

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 19:22:15 GMT, "MindBrain" <someone [at] microsoft.com>
wrote:

>
>"jitter" <jitf [at] 127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>news:xocnxkuytwx$iuvxzbf [at] 127.0.0.1...
>> In article <ibjfq25rle3ccg7c61asmff5pe5knbinjs [at] 4ax.com>,
>> usenet [at] backwater-productions.net says...
>>>
>>> I'm hungry! I've only had six meals and nineteen snacks so far
>>> today! ::::Buhuurrrrrrrrrrrrrpp:::: ^_^
>>>
>
>Solution to Iraq: Drop Hatter's used diapers there.
>That would clear everyone out PRONTO

One could easily describe both you and Jitter as "used Hatter
diapers". `, )

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Post removed (X-No-Archive: yes)

Post removed (X-No-Archive: yes)

| >When I have technical issues I limit my googling to groups.google. The
hits
| >are much more relevant.
|
| Yeah I find myself doing that more and more. Still, I miss the
| Internet of 5+ years ago when bloggers didn't exist and you could
| easily find LOTS of relevant information on the net. One trend though
| that I have noticed is Webbie boards that have been STEALING posts off
| Usenet:
| http://www.garayed.com/html/index451.html
|
| ...especially mine apparently.

who the fuck would want to hear anything you'd have to offer?

as for searching news groups, you're turning them into the blogs you so
blather on about. your rantings are completely OFF TOPIC. so the more you do
it, there will be increasingly less meaningful search results when using
groups.google.

| This is Usenet, Bitch...if you don't like it...you can retard the fuck
| back to whatever Webbie board shit you out and start screaming for the
| magixal ban button to save you from your stupidity. `, )

This is Usenet, Bitch...not the blog you're trying to turn it into. you
know, the blogs that you so desperately despise.

and that ban button here is a filter. i'm guessing that most blogs and
newsgroup participants have you either banned or filtered or both.

moron.

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
steaming pile of<efnfq2dbm4uok0i9denl3g1at56h0227g4 [at] 4ax.com>:

>On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:03:29 -0700, jitter <jitf [at] 127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>> I'm hungry! I've only had six meals and nineteen snacks so far
>> today! ::::Buhuurrrrrrrrrrrrrpp:::: ^_^
>
>Oh look, it's humpy, my favorite little Hatter obsesso! You'll have
>to forgive the little kook, he's VERY desperate for a little "Hatter
>attention". `, )
>

Maybe he's attracted by your photoshopped teeth...

--
www.zoofur.com

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"Bill K" <msuwkrull [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1168617886.958531.250160 [at] v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com.. .
|
| Steve wrote:
| > "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
| > news:6u8eq21l8mutmtghv9au6ctihi7jmftvd4 [at] 4ax.com...
| > | I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search for
| > | something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit after blog hit.
| >
| > <snip>
| >
| > learn to google. better yet, go to the flash site and get TFM !!! i
program
| > in several languages and have NEVER had the problem you're describing.
| > further, i have several technical hobbies as well. each are well covered
in
| > blogs...in fact, and counter to your pompous-assed attitude and
assertions,
| > i look forward to getting a blog link as i can be reasonably certain
that
| > someone has posted links to more informative non-blogged source sites...
| >
| > arrogant son-of-a-bitch! you have a problem with blogs...fine. I HATE
| > DUMBASSES who see fit to post OFF-TOPIC diatribes in nntp groups whos
| > context is specific, and specifically NOT for such tirades!
| >
| > now, on to your quotes...
| >
| > | Hatter Quotes
| > | -------------
| > | "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
| > | best."
| >
| > illogically exclusive. certainly the most likely to achieve such a title
of
| > being the best at a thing are NOT those who work particularly had for
it.
| > rather, they are those with a natural disposition on inclination toward
the
| > same.
| >
| > | "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
| > | with it."
| >
| > your reality seems very distinct to you and not shared by the
majority...i
| > wonder who is more likely wrong. it is easy to see how the conflict
between
| > our definition of reality and yours produces such friction as to prompt
you
| > to hold the 'i'm ok, everyone else is not' attitude.
| >
| > | "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
| >
| > illogical equivocation. the quality of one's work gives no indication as
to
| > whether or not one is actually employed to engage in such work.
| >
| > | "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
| >
| > i thought your arrogance was.
| >
| > | "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
| >
| > yes...your post forces me to use my filter to 'shut yourself the fuck
up'
| > since you cannot discipline your own tongue.
| >
| > | "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
| > | bad."
| >
| > oh you historian! the romans killed jesus, you fucking anti-semite.
| >
| > | "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
| >
| > this is about the most coherent quote you've provided. too bad it
| > illuminates nothing.
| >
| > | "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
| >
| > as is obvious the reason, their reality is vastly different from the
world
| > in which you delude yourself.
| >
| > | "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
| > | of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
| >
| > there is no wrong nor right. now as for polite or generally acceptable
to
| > the masses, i think it is behavior that will earn your art to be known
as
| > the art definitive of 'perfect ass'.
| >
| > | "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
| > | that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
| > | of its relevancy."
| >
| > and all things outside of the first-cause is likewise. which means that
i
| > perceive i exist but cannot see any relevance in perceiving that you
| > do...and you give little cause that would 'convince others'. after all,
| > based on your blathering, narcisistic, and hatefulness behaviour there
is
| > very little worth in us believing you do exist. that would be a waste of
| > time. consider the cost/benefit ratio.
| >
| > | "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
| > | creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
| >
| > said your boyfriend on new years eve.
| >
| > | "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
| >
| > only if you're delusional. reality is based on third-party observations.
| > even personal reality is kept in check...tried levitating lately?
| >
| > | "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
| > | they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
| > | givin em out for free."
| >
| > kind of like intellect. while wholly devoid of such, you are even more
| > pitiful since you espouse that you do yet parade around, completely
obvious
| > to all others, without a single marble in your bag.
| >
| > | "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
| > | So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
| > | to their merry little mess."
| >
| > which is why i'm now plonking you.
| >
| > | "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
| > | horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
| > | their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
| > | sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
| > | images burned into their tiny little minds'."
| >
| > other than considering your 'tiny little' mind, it would be good to
start
| > with logic in supporting such a claim. first if you intend to use angels
for
| > support, you should prove god exists and whether or not he has/needs
angels.
| > further, you'd need to establish they have heads, need blood, and have a
| > fetish vented towards implanting unforgettable imagery in ones head.
| >
| > there is a difference between 'earth shatteringly good' and 'earth
| > shatterlingly horrible'. all socially engaged animals curtail partaking
of
| > the extremes of either as it may get them expelled from the group -
spelling
| > a most certain doom.
| >
| > | "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
| > | properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
| >
| > that's a blanket quote you just throw out there to someone whom you've
never
| > met? you don't know me or anyone else here. i'm sorry you find it
necessary
| > to project. i do feel sad for you. however, i believe your judging of
style
| > is merely an overestimation of yourself...you obviously overvalue
everything
| > you do.
| >
| > | "Those who record history are those who control history."
| >
| > illogical equivocation. you certainly do see everyone in a negative
light.
| > this assertion assumes that motive records history and that the events
of
| > history have little effect on the story.
| >
| > | "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
| > | endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
| > | don't get sent to me...I come for you."
| >
| > narcisist. futher, prove hell. no matter the result of that endeavor,
bring
| > it on. i'll spank your ass like a toddler.
| >
| > | "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
| > | tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
| >
| > ideally, i'd employ diplomacy so as to avoid conflict. here's my quote:
| > 'diplomacy - the art of letting others have your way'. since you have no
| > such art, or even tact, i can see why this scenario has plagued your
mind
| > and why you'd consider it an ideal situation.
| >
| > | "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
| > | function?"
| >
| > i can tell you that none of YOUR processes are functioning!
| >
| > | "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
| > | Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
| > | indicates an increase in Webtv users."
| >
| > you cross-posted. and as with the rest of your reality, every one of
these
| > groups gets the corner if-and-only-if you come to 'participate' in one
of
| > them. and your forecast is wrong. you are at 0 points...you cannot get
any
| > more un-intelligent. what a moron...'down x points and due to
increase'...i
| > don't think you mean to be so optimistic.
| >
| > | "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
| > | gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
| >
| > and here's my injunctive relief...
| >
| > *PLONK*
| >
| > now, FOAD.
|
| Hatter, you know you've arrived when you inspire so many people to
| spend so much time responding to you. Very few people have such power.
| Keep up the good work. Just think, if you got them to use their
| creative energy solving problems such as Iraq instead diatribes against
| you, imagine what could be accomplished.
| --
| A Hatter Fan

bill is hatter. pretty sad when one rants, is confronted, and runs and hides
under a new identity. and, my response took all of about 5 minutes. i had it
to spare while my pc was compiling some code. go spew your stupidity
somewhere else.

FOAD

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 13:38:43 -0700, jitter <jitf [at] 127.0.0.1> wrote:

>In article <45a7ee2f$0$97222$892e7fe2 [at] authen.yellow.readfreenews.net>,
>snuhwolf5150 [at] hotmail.com says...
>> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
>> steaming pile of<efnfq2dbm4uok0i9denl3g1at56h0227g4 [at] 4ax.com>:
>>
>> >On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:03:29 -0700, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> >
>> >> I'm hungry! I've only had six meals and nineteen snacks so far
>> >> today! ::::Buhuurrrrrrrrrrrrrpp:::: ^_^
>> >
>> >Oh look, it's humpy, my favorite little Hatter obsesso! You'll have
>> >to forgive the little kook, he's VERY desperate for a little "Hatter
>> >attention". `, )
>> >
>>
>> Maybe he's attracted by your photoshopped teeth...
>
>Is "Farfoos" crying again? He must've lost his pacif<COCK SLAP>

No, you're right here actually. Don't worry, after I'm done sucking
what's left of your personality and experience out of you, you'll be a
wondrous empty little shell forever obsessing over everything me!

....oh, wait, we've already reached that point, haven't we? LOL,
sorry, my bad. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On 12 Jan 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard Steve cry
out in news:BoSph.34$US6.2 [at] newsfe02.lga...

>
> "Bill K" <msuwkrull [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1168617886.958531.250160 [at] v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com.. .
>|
>| Steve wrote:
>| > "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>| > message news:6u8eq21l8mutmtghv9au6ctihi7jmftvd4 [at] 4ax.com...
>| > | I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search
>| > | for something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit after
>| > | blog hit.
>| >
>| > <snip>
>| >
>| > learn to google. better yet, go to the flash site and get TFM !!! i
> program
>| > in several languages and have NEVER had the problem you're
>| > describing. further, i have several technical hobbies as well. each
>| > are well covered
> in
>| > blogs...in fact, and counter to your pompous-assed attitude and
> assertions,
>| > i look forward to getting a blog link as i can be reasonably
>| > certain
> that
>| > someone has posted links to more informative non-blogged source
>| > sites...
>| >
>| > arrogant son-of-a-bitch! you have a problem with blogs...fine. I
>| > HATE DUMBASSES who see fit to post OFF-TOPIC diatribes in nntp
>| > groups whos context is specific, and specifically NOT for such
>| > tirades!
>| >
>| > now, on to your quotes...
>| >
>| > | Hatter Quotes
>| > | -------------
>| > | "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of
>| > | the best."
>| >
>| > illogically exclusive. certainly the most likely to achieve such a
>| > title
> of
>| > being the best at a thing are NOT those who work particularly had
>| > for
> it.
>| > rather, they are those with a natural disposition on inclination
>| > toward
> the
>| > same.
>| >
>| > | "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped
>| > | you with it."
>| >
>| > your reality seems very distinct to you and not shared by the
> majority...i
>| > wonder who is more likely wrong. it is easy to see how the conflict
> between
>| > our definition of reality and yours produces such friction as to
>| > prompt
> you
>| > to hold the 'i'm ok, everyone else is not' attitude.
>| >
>| > | "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>| >
>| > illogical equivocation. the quality of one's work gives no
>| > indication as
> to
>| > whether or not one is actually employed to engage in such work.
>| >
>| > | "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>| >
>| > i thought your arrogance was.
>| >
>| > | "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>| >
>| > yes...your post forces me to use my filter to 'shut yourself the
>| > fuck
> up'
>| > since you cannot discipline your own tongue.
>| >
>| > | "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>| > | bad."
>| >
>| > oh you historian! the romans killed jesus, you fucking anti-semite.
>| >
>| > | "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>| >
>| > this is about the most coherent quote you've provided. too bad it
>| > illuminates nothing.
>| >
>| > | "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>| >
>| > as is obvious the reason, their reality is vastly different from
>| > the
> world
>| > in which you delude yourself.
>| >
>| > | "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful
>| > | stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to
>| > | further my art?"
>| >
>| > there is no wrong nor right. now as for polite or generally
>| > acceptable
> to
>| > the masses, i think it is behavior that will earn your art to be
>| > known
> as
>| > the art definitive of 'perfect ass'.
>| >
>| > | "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social
>| > | construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to
>| > | convince others of its relevancy."
>| >
>| > and all things outside of the first-cause is likewise. which means
>| > that
> i
>| > perceive i exist but cannot see any relevance in perceiving that
>| > you do...and you give little cause that would 'convince others'.
>| > after all, based on your blathering, narcisistic, and hatefulness
>| > behaviour there
> is
>| > very little worth in us believing you do exist. that would be a
>| > waste of time. consider the cost/benefit ratio.
>| >
>| > | "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and
>| > | start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne
>| > | proper."
>| >
>| > said your boyfriend on new years eve.
>| >
>| > | "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>| >
>| > only if you're delusional. reality is based on third-party
>| > observations. even personal reality is kept in check...tried
>| > levitating lately?
>| >
>| > | "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>| > | they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're
>| > | just givin em out for free."
>| >
>| > kind of like intellect. while wholly devoid of such, you are even
>| > more pitiful since you espouse that you do yet parade around,
>| > completely
> obvious
>| > to all others, without a single marble in your bag.
>| >
>| > | "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of
>| > | quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided
>| > | at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess."
>| >
>| > which is why i'm now plonking you.
>| >
>| > | "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>| > | horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently
>| > | rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a
>| > | thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have
>| > | the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>| >
>| > other than considering your 'tiny little' mind, it would be good to
> start
>| > with logic in supporting such a claim. first if you intend to use
>| > angels
> for
>| > support, you should prove god exists and whether or not he
>| > has/needs
> angels.
>| > further, you'd need to establish they have heads, need blood, and
>| > have a fetish vented towards implanting unforgettable imagery in
>| > ones head.
>| >
>| > there is a difference between 'earth shatteringly good' and 'earth
>| > shatterlingly horrible'. all socially engaged animals curtail
>| > partaking
> of
>| > the extremes of either as it may get them expelled from the group -
> spelling
>| > a most certain doom.
>| >
>| > | "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't
>| > | even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>| >
>| > that's a blanket quote you just throw out there to someone whom
>| > you've
> never
>| > met? you don't know me or anyone else here. i'm sorry you find it
> necessary
>| > to project. i do feel sad for you. however, i believe your judging
>| > of
> style
>| > is merely an overestimation of yourself...you obviously overvalue
> everything
>| > you do.
>| >
>| > | "Those who record history are those who control history."
>| >
>| > illogical equivocation. you certainly do see everyone in a negative
> light.
>| > this assertion assumes that motive records history and that the
>| > events
> of
>| > history have little effect on the story.
>| >
>| > | "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive
>| > | rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending
>| > | horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>| >
>| > narcisist. futher, prove hell. no matter the result of that
>| > endeavor,
> bring
>| > it on. i'll spank your ass like a toddler.
>| >
>| > | "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>| > | tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>| >
>| > ideally, i'd employ diplomacy so as to avoid conflict. here's my
>| > quote: 'diplomacy - the art of letting others have your way'. since
>| > you have no such art, or even tact, i can see why this scenario has
>| > plagued your
> mind
>| > and why you'd consider it an ideal situation.
>| >
>| > | "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>| > | function?"
>| >
>| > i can tell you that none of YOUR processes are functioning!
>| >
>| > | "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>| > | Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>| > | indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>| >
>| > you cross-posted. and as with the rest of your reality, every one
>| > of
> these
>| > groups gets the corner if-and-only-if you come to 'participate' in
>| > one
> of
>| > them. and your forecast is wrong. you are at 0 points...you cannot
>| > get
> any
>| > more un-intelligent. what a moron...'down x points and due to
> increase'...i
>| > don't think you mean to be so optimistic.
>| >
>| > | "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>| > | gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
>| >
>| > and here's my injunctive relief...
>| >
>| > *PLONK*
>| >
>| > now, FOAD.
>|
>| Hatter, you know you've arrived when you inspire so many people to
>| spend so much time responding to you. Very few people have such
>| power. Keep up the good work. Just think, if you got them to use
>| their creative energy solving problems such as Iraq instead diatribes
>| against you, imagine what could be accomplished.
>| --
>| A Hatter Fan
>
> bill is hatter. pretty sad when one rants, is confronted, and runs and
> hides under a new identity. and, my response took all of about 5
> minutes. i had it to spare while my pc was compiling some code. go
> spew your stupidity somewhere else.
>
> FOAD
>
>
>

lol... You're new to usenet aren't you...

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:42:09 -0600, "Steve" <no.one [at] example.com>
wrote:

>| Hatter, you know you've arrived when you inspire so many people to
>| spend so much time responding to you. Very few people have such power.
>| Keep up the good work. Just think, if you got them to use their
>| creative energy solving problems such as Iraq instead diatribes against
>| you, imagine what could be accomplished.
>| --
>| A Hatter Fan
>
>bill is hatter. pretty sad when one rants, is confronted, and runs and hides
>under a new identity. and, my response took all of about 5 minutes. i had it
>to spare while my pc was compiling some code. go spew your stupidity
>somewhere else.
>
>FOAD

LOL...I never get tired of that. The opinion of the lesser deficients
is always that anyone who ever agrees with me or likes me, must be me.
*snicker* Sorry, Stevie Boi, but I don't use socks...not much point
really. I can understand your need though...to retard back into the
sheeple mentality for support...too bad the only jock supports you've
racked up so far has been lil Bowtie's sock, Jitter.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:25:04 -0600, "Steve" <no.one [at] example.com>
wrote:

>learn to google. better yet, go to the flash site and get TFM !!!

Learn to read. Better yet, learn to track, you thread failing
fuckwit.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/fde3506df20f9fb1

:*Hatter wonders why this function is so poorly documented on the Macromedia Livedocs*

Woah, Google is teh HARD for you, innt? *snicker*

>i program in several languages

No, you really don't. At best you probably spaghetti bitch some slop
ass shit together that's reeking with the stench of over-powering
mediocrity.

>and have NEVER had the problem you're describing.

Woah, BIG surprise there, Poser Boi.

>further, i have several technical hobbies as well.

You mean aside from being a poser?

>each are well covered in blogs...in fact, and counter to your
>pompous-assed attitude and assertions, i look forward to getting a
>blog link as i can be reasonably certain that someone has posted links
>to more informative non-blogged source sites...

Oh as I said, they're covered...up to the poser level. My post
however was directed towards ELITISTS and EXPERTS in such fields...not
horse shit hobbyist techno humping trainables like yourself.

>arrogant son-of-a-bitch!

I've EARNED the right to be an arrogant son of a bitch. I've produced
shit on a level that someone on your pathetic standing couldn't even
fucking BREATH at.

>you have a problem with blogs...fine. I HATE
>DUMBASSES who see fit to post OFF-TOPIC diatribes in nntp groups whos
>context is specific, and specifically NOT for such tirades!

Sorry, n00b.job, but yer lost. I'm not sure what the fuck Webbie
board it was that shat you out, but you best retard back to the
magical land of ban button humping tweenage muppet fucks, cause here
on Usenet...peeps like me are par for the course. UPA is one of THE
LONGEST STANDING TRADITIONS IN USENET HISTORY...but some stupid ass
fuckin Webbie n00b like you is too Jesus killing retarded to get that.
Of course, this shit ain't even UPA, it's actually ON TOPIC...but then
some dribbling little POSER ASSHOLE like you wouldn't be able to tell
what was on topic even if someone shoved a 'Web Development for
Dummies' book straight up yer stupid asshole.

>now, on to your quotes...
>
>| Hatter Quotes
>| -------------
>| "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>| best."

>illogically exclusive. certainly the most likely to achieve such a title of
>being the best at a thing are NOT those who work particularly had for it.
>rather, they are those with a natural disposition on inclination toward the
>same.

That's what posers think. They often have a "can't do" attitude and
just ASSume that those at the top have some magical predisposition
towards their field and they just woke up one day with it all
magically infused into their being. That's why poser bitches like you
never manage to get any better than whatever failing position you're
currently treading at.

>| "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>| with it."

>your reality seems very distinct to you and not shared by the majority...

Thanks for the compliment! I am rather original, aren't I? ^_^

>| "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

>illogical equivocation.

You really should stop pretending to be a logistician...because you
don't do it very well, Poser.

>the quality of one's work gives no indication as to
>whether or not one is actually employed to engage in such work.

That's a lovely strawman, child...it's too bad my quote doesn't
~actually~ have anything to do with EMPLOYMENT so much as the CONCEPT
of PROFESSIONALISM.

....woah, thinking sure is HARD for a poser like you, innt? `, )

>| "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

>i thought your arrogance was.

Tell us all how you REALLY feel, Poser.

>| "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

>yes...your post forces me to use my filter to 'shut yourself the fuck up'
>since you cannot discipline your own tongue.

Didn't do so well in grade school English I take it?

>| "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>| bad."

>oh you historian! the romans killed jesus, you fucking anti-semite.

Yes and alt.kill-the-whales is ALL about killing whales, you fucking
retard.

>| "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

>this is about the most coherent quote you've provided. too bad it
>illuminates nothing.

Well reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are, innt?
^_^

>| "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

>as is obvious the reason, their reality is vastly different from the world
>in which you delude yourself.

Nope, the more I learn I the more I find that their AMAZING
abilities...really aren't all that amazing. I used that nifty
shimmer/glow effect was some incredible artistic achievement...well,
until I read a tutorial on use of burn and dodge layer blending
techniques. I've since developed my own techniques for that effect.

>| "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>| of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

>there is no wrong nor right.

I think that's the line most often used by serial killers. LOL

>| "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>| that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>| of its relevancy."

>and all things outside of the first-cause is likewise. which means that i
>perceive i exist but cannot see any relevance in perceiving that you
>do...and you give little cause that would 'convince others'. after all,
>based on your blathering, narcisistic, and hatefulness behaviour there is
>very little worth in us believing you do exist. that would be a waste of
>time. consider the cost/benefit ratio.

....wow...you're not only retarded...you can magically see shit that
ain't even there! Tell me, Bumbles...at what point EXACTLY did I EVER
give ANY kind of opinion as to the relevancy of the concept? Oh, I
guess I DIDN'T...you fuckin retard.

>| "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>| creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

>said your boyfriend on new years eve.

Woah, stellar comeback there, Fruitloop, boy I bet THAT'S gonna stop
me from tormenting lessers like yourself.

>| "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

>only if you're delusional. reality is based on third-party observations.
>even personal reality is kept in check...tried levitating lately?

Third-party observations == retarding back into the sheeple mentality

Sorry d00d, but while you subscribe to SOMEONE ELSE'S
REALITY...because you're deficient...I create my own...because I can.
Sucks to be you, innt?

>| "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>| they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
>| givin em out for free."

>kind of like intellect. while wholly devoid of such, you are even more
>pitiful since you espouse that you do yet parade around, completely obvious
>to all others, without a single marble in your bag.

Uh, excuse me, Poser Bitch, but YOU are the one who is trying to pass
off the notion that "the best" are magically born with inherent
knowledge, intellect and experience.

>| "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>| So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>| to their merry little mess."

>which is why i'm now plonking you.

Oh yeah? How's that workin out for ya?

>| "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>| horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>| their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>| sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>| images burned into their tiny little minds'."

>other than considering your 'tiny little' mind, it would be good to start
>with logic in supporting such a claim. first if you intend to use angels for
>support, you should prove god exists and whether or not he has/needs angels.
>further, you'd need to establish they have heads, need blood, and have a
>fetish vented towards implanting unforgettable imagery in ones head.

You need to stop being a fucking retard...no, really.

>| "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>| properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

>that's a blanket quote you just throw out there to someone whom you've never
>met? you don't know me or anyone else here.

*snicker*

Oh trust me, I know you QUITE well...not that there's much to know,
Poser.

>| "Those who record history are those who control history."

>illogical equivocation. you certainly do see everyone in a negative light.

Actually Poser, it's not that I see everyone in a negative light, it's
that YOU see negativity in everything I post...which is rather
unfortunate for you considering that my posts tend to be REFLECTIVE of
the person I'm replying to. ^_^

>| "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>| endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>| don't get sent to me...I come for you."

>narcisist.

pop psychologist.

>futher, prove hell. no matter the result of that endeavor, bring
>it on. i'll spank your ass like a toddler.

You spank a lot toddlers, do you?

>| "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>| tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

>ideally, i'd employ diplomacy so as to avoid conflict.

Oh you mean like you're doing right now? LOL

>| "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>| function?"

>i can tell you that none of YOUR processes are functioning!

Well of course you're not functional...you're a poser.

>| "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>| Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>| indicates an increase in Webtv users."

>you cross-posted.

Woah...boy is that just the Cardinal Sin over in Retard Land or what?

>| "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>| gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

>and here's my injunctive relief...
>
>*PLONK*
>
>now, FOAD.

Your blinders seem to have holes in them, Poser Bitch. See the idea
behind plonking someone...is that YOU SHUT YOURSELF THE FUCK UP and
you STOP REPLYING TO THEIR POSTS...which you just haven't quite
figured out apparently. It's okay, I understand, things can be a
lil...slow, over there in Retard Land where you live. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On 12 Jan 2007 20:55:09 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko [at] itookmyprozac.com>
wrote:

>lol... You're new to usenet aren't you...

It's okay, I just raped the reality of Usenet into him...
Message-ID: <qctfq2199drc5lphmfv9ohn6nae13qv6fg [at] 4ax.com>

^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

Post removed (X-No-Archive: yes)

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:22:13 -0600, "Steve" <no.one [at] example.com>
wrote:

>| This is Usenet, Bitch...if you don't like it...you can retard the fuck
>| back to whatever Webbie board shit you out and start screaming for the
>| magixal ban button to save you from your stupidity. `, )

>This is Usenet, Bitch...not the blog you're trying to turn it into. you
>know, the blogs that you so desperately despise.

If this was a blog, you could ban me for verbally molesting you with
your own idiocy. ^_^

See that's another reason why the quality of information on blogs is
so worthless...because some dumbfuck poser-tard like Stevie can come
along, post a bunch of shit and then anyone who disagrees with him and
points out the TRUE REALITY of the situation will just get banned by
lil Stevie who wants to keep pretending that he knows fuck all about
what he's babbling about.

On Usenet...if you run the fuck at the mouth...yer gonna get raped.
And tryin to bury your head in the sand with filters isn't gonna stop
you from getting HUMILIATED across a half dozen or so froups.

>and that ban button here is a fi<COCK SLAP>

Speaking of which, what happened to that AWESOME plan you had for
plonking me, you fuckwitted moron? What's the matter, are blinders
too complicated for a retard like you to figure out? *snicker*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 14:48:40 -0700, jitter <jitf [at] 127.0.0.1> wrote:

>In article <m6tfq25n8gc2a41qeidl221qhul7ver4ir [at] 4ax.com>,
>usenet [at] backwater-productions.net says...
>> >
>> >bill is hatter. pretty sad when one rants, is confronted, and runs and hides
>> >under a new identity. and, my response took all of about 5 minutes. i had it
>> >to spare while my pc was compiling some code. go spew your stupidity
>> >somewhere else.
>> >
>> >FOAD
>>
>> *snicker* Sorry, Stevie Boi, but I don't use socks...
>
>If you say so, Baby Matthew.
>
>...I mean, Baby Julie.
>
>...I mean, Farfoos.

Those aren't socks, you fucking retard, they're just alternate nymes I
use in OTHER COMMUNITIES. Socking implies that you're trying to
appear as MORE THAN ONE PERSON. In EVERY post I have EVER made with
ANY other nyme than Mad Hatter over the past 3 or 4 years there has
ALWAYS been a BACKWATER MAIL ADDY included along with it. You would
literarily have to be TRYING for stupidity to think I was some person
other than myself. I mean, fucking hello, earth calling Jitter,
retard come in, my typing style ain't exactly subtle you child
molesting moron.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

"ThePsyko" <thepsyko [at] itookmyprozac.com> wrote in message
news:Xns98B683A55608LifeIsGood [at] nntp.petitmorte.net...
| On 12 Jan 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard Steve cry
| out in news:BoSph.34$US6.2 [at] newsfe02.lga...
|
| >
| > "Bill K" <msuwkrull [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
| > news:1168617886.958531.250160 [at] v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com.. .
| >|
| >| Steve wrote:
| >| > "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> wrote in
| >| > message news:6u8eq21l8mutmtghv9au6ctihi7jmftvd4 [at] 4ax.com...
| >| > | I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search
| >| > | for something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit after
| >| > | blog hit.
| >| >
| >| > <snip>
| >| >
| >| > learn to google. better yet, go to the flash site and get TFM !!! i
| > program
| >| > in several languages and have NEVER had the problem you're
| >| > describing. further, i have several technical hobbies as well. each
| >| > are well covered
| > in
| >| > blogs...in fact, and counter to your pompous-assed attitude and
| > assertions,
| >| > i look forward to getting a blog link as i can be reasonably
| >| > certain
| > that
| >| > someone has posted links to more informative non-blogged source
| >| > sites...
| >| >
| >| > arrogant son-of-a-bitch! you have a problem with blogs...fine. I
| >| > HATE DUMBASSES who see fit to post OFF-TOPIC diatribes in nntp
| >| > groups whos context is specific, and specifically NOT for such
| >| > tirades!
| >| >
| >| > now, on to your quotes...
| >| >
| >| > | Hatter Quotes
| >| > | -------------
| >| > | "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of
| >| > | the best."
| >| >
| >| > illogically exclusive. certainly the most likely to achieve such a
| >| > title
| > of
| >| > being the best at a thing are NOT those who work particularly had
| >| > for
| > it.
| >| > rather, they are those with a natural disposition on inclination
| >| > toward
| > the
| >| > same.
| >| >
| >| > | "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped
| >| > | you with it."
| >| >
| >| > your reality seems very distinct to you and not shared by the
| > majority...i
| >| > wonder who is more likely wrong. it is easy to see how the conflict
| > between
| >| > our definition of reality and yours produces such friction as to
| >| > prompt
| > you
| >| > to hold the 'i'm ok, everyone else is not' attitude.
| >| >
| >| > | "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
| >| >
| >| > illogical equivocation. the quality of one's work gives no
| >| > indication as
| > to
| >| > whether or not one is actually employed to engage in such work.
| >| >
| >| > | "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
| >| >
| >| > i thought your arrogance was.
| >| >
| >| > | "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
| >| >
| >| > yes...your post forces me to use my filter to 'shut yourself the
| >| > fuck
| > up'
| >| > since you cannot discipline your own tongue.
| >| >
| >| > | "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
| >| > | bad."
| >| >
| >| > oh you historian! the romans killed jesus, you fucking anti-semite.
| >| >
| >| > | "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
| >| >
| >| > this is about the most coherent quote you've provided. too bad it
| >| > illuminates nothing.
| >| >
| >| > | "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
| >| >
| >| > as is obvious the reason, their reality is vastly different from
| >| > the
| > world
| >| > in which you delude yourself.
| >| >
| >| > | "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful
| >| > | stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to
| >| > | further my art?"
| >| >
| >| > there is no wrong nor right. now as for polite or generally
| >| > acceptable
| > to
| >| > the masses, i think it is behavior that will earn your art to be
| >| > known
| > as
| >| > the art definitive of 'perfect ass'.
| >| >
| >| > | "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social
| >| > | construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to
| >| > | convince others of its relevancy."
| >| >
| >| > and all things outside of the first-cause is likewise. which means
| >| > that
| > i
| >| > perceive i exist but cannot see any relevance in perceiving that
| >| > you do...and you give little cause that would 'convince others'.
| >| > after all, based on your blathering, narcisistic, and hatefulness
| >| > behaviour there
| > is
| >| > very little worth in us believing you do exist. that would be a
| >| > waste of time. consider the cost/benefit ratio.
| >| >
| >| > | "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and
| >| > | start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne
| >| > | proper."
| >| >
| >| > said your boyfriend on new years eve.
| >| >
| >| > | "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
| >| >
| >| > only if you're delusional. reality is based on third-party
| >| > observations. even personal reality is kept in check...tried
| >| > levitating lately?
| >| >
| >| > | "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
| >| > | they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're
| >| > | just givin em out for free."
| >| >
| >| > kind of like intellect. while wholly devoid of such, you are even
| >| > more pitiful since you espouse that you do yet parade around,
| >| > completely
| > obvious
| >| > to all others, without a single marble in your bag.
| >| >
| >| > | "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of
| >| > | quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided
| >| > | at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess."
| >| >
| >| > which is why i'm now plonking you.
| >| >
| >| > | "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
| >| > | horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently
| >| > | rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a
| >| > | thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have
| >| > | the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'."
| >| >
| >| > other than considering your 'tiny little' mind, it would be good to
| > start
| >| > with logic in supporting such a claim. first if you intend to use
| >| > angels
| > for
| >| > support, you should prove god exists and whether or not he
| >| > has/needs
| > angels.
| >| > further, you'd need to establish they have heads, need blood, and
| >| > have a fetish vented towards implanting unforgettable imagery in
| >| > ones head.
| >| >
| >| > there is a difference between 'earth shatteringly good' and 'earth
| >| > shatterlingly horrible'. all socially engaged animals curtail
| >| > partaking
| > of
| >| > the extremes of either as it may get them expelled from the group -
| > spelling
| >| > a most certain doom.
| >| >
| >| > | "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't
| >| > | even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
| >| >
| >| > that's a blanket quote you just throw out there to someone whom
| >| > you've
| > never
| >| > met? you don't know me or anyone else here. i'm sorry you find it
| > necessary
| >| > to project. i do feel sad for you. however, i believe your judging
| >| > of
| > style
| >| > is merely an overestimation of yourself...you obviously overvalue
| > everything
| >| > you do.
| >| >
| >| > | "Those who record history are those who control history."
| >| >
| >| > illogical equivocation. you certainly do see everyone in a negative
| > light.
| >| > this assertion assumes that motive records history and that the
| >| > events
| > of
| >| > history have little effect on the story.
| >| >
| >| > | "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive
| >| > | rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending
| >| > | horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you."
| >| >
| >| > narcisist. futher, prove hell. no matter the result of that
| >| > endeavor,
| > bring
| >| > it on. i'll spank your ass like a toddler.
| >| >
| >| > | "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
| >| > | tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
| >| >
| >| > ideally, i'd employ diplomacy so as to avoid conflict. here's my
| >| > quote: 'diplomacy - the art of letting others have your way'. since
| >| > you have no such art, or even tact, i can see why this scenario has
| >| > plagued your
| > mind
| >| > and why you'd consider it an ideal situation.
| >| >
|>| > | "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
| >| > | function?"
| >| >
| >| > i can tell you that none of YOUR processes are functioning!
| >| >
| >| > | "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
| >| > | Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
| >| > | indicates an increase in Webtv users."
| >| >
| >| > you cross-posted. and as with the rest of your reality, every one
| >| > of
| > these
| >| > groups gets the corner if-and-only-if you come to 'participate' in
| >| > one
| > of
| >| > them. and your forecast is wrong. you are at 0 points...you cannot
| >| > get
| > any
| >| > more un-intelligent. what a moron...'down x points and due to
| > increase'...i
| >| > don't think you mean to be so optimistic.
| >| >
| >| > | "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
| >| > | gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
| >| >
| >| > and here's my injunctive relief...
| >| >
| >| > *PLONK*
| >| >
| >| > now, FOAD.
| >|
| >| Hatter, you know you've arrived when you inspire so many people to
| >| spend so much time responding to you. Very few people have such
| >| power. Keep up the good work. Just think, if you got them to use
| >| their creative energy solving problems such as Iraq instead diatribes
| >| against you, imagine what could be accomplished.
| >| --
| >| A Hatter Fan
| >
| > bill is hatter. pretty sad when one rants, is confronted, and runs and
| > hides under a new identity. and, my response took all of about 5
| > minutes. i had it to spare while my pc was compiling some code. go
| > spew your stupidity somewhere else.
| >
| > FOAD
| >
| >
| >
|
| lol... You're new to usenet aren't you...
|
| --
| ThePsyko
| Public Enemy #7

the sock strikes again. you have heard of statistical significance, haven't
you? first, what are the odds that someone favors your vanity, stupidity,
and narcissism? second, that three of them would follow you into one of
these three news groups? third, that they would find your post among a
myriad of other posts not made by you? and four, that they all have the same
cantor, tone, daftness, and arrogance in the voice of their posts as you? i
know you lack such critical thinking skills or familiarity with mathematics
in general, however don't assume the rest of us are so gullible.

i expect, if you have any honesty in you, you should just respond to this
reply with the name 'sockMaster'.

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:6mvfq2pssiftrg6fvk2vdn99v5ff9h398s [at] 4ax.com...
| On 12 Jan 2007 20:55:09 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko [at] itookmyprozac.com>
| wrote:
|
| >lol... You're new to usenet aren't you...
|
| It's okay, I just raped the reality of Usenet into him...

funny how each sock-reply leads you into the post you wanted to deliver
anyway, 'sockMaster'.

love the top-posting, btw. lol

On 12 Jan 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard Steve cry
out in news:4LTph.21$9M6.1 [at] newsfe03.lga...

>
> "ThePsyko" <thepsyko [at] itookmyprozac.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns98B683A55608LifeIsGood [at] nntp.petitmorte.net...
>| On 12 Jan 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard Steve
>| cry out in news:BoSph.34$US6.2 [at] newsfe02.lga...
>|
>| >
>| > "Bill K" <msuwkrull [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
>| > news:1168617886.958531.250160 [at] v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com.. .
>| >|
>| >| Steve wrote:
>| >| > "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>| >| > message news:6u8eq21l8mutmtghv9au6ctihi7jmftvd4 [at] 4ax.com...
>| >| > | I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search
>| >| > | for something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit
>| >| > | after blog hit.
>| >| >
>| >| > <snip>
>| >| >
>| >| > learn to google. better yet, go to the flash site and get TFM
>| >| > !!! i
>| > program
>| >| > in several languages and have NEVER had the problem you're
>| >| > describing. further, i have several technical hobbies as well.
>| >| > each are well covered
>| > in
>| >| > blogs...in fact, and counter to your pompous-assed attitude and
>| > assertions,
>| >| > i look forward to getting a blog link as i can be reasonably
>| >| > certain
>| > that
>| >| > someone has posted links to more informative non-blogged source
>| >| > sites...
>| >| >
>| >| > arrogant son-of-a-bitch! you have a problem with blogs...fine. I
>| >| > HATE DUMBASSES who see fit to post OFF-TOPIC diatribes in nntp
>| >| > groups whos context is specific, and specifically NOT for such
>| >| > tirades!
>| >| >
>| >| > now, on to your quotes...
>| >| >
>| >| > | Hatter Quotes
>| >| > | -------------
>| >| > | "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one
>| >| > | of the best."
>| >| >
>| >| > illogically exclusive. certainly the most likely to achieve such
>| >| > a title
>| > of
>| >| > being the best at a thing are NOT those who work particularly
>| >| > had for
>| > it.
>| >| > rather, they are those with a natural disposition on inclination
>| >| > toward
>| > the
>| >| > same.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch
>| >| > | slapped you with it."
>| >| >
>| >| > your reality seems very distinct to you and not shared by the
>| > majority...i
>| >| > wonder who is more likely wrong. it is easy to see how the
>| >| > conflict
>| > between
>| >| > our definition of reality and yours produces such friction as to
>| >| > prompt
>| > you
>| >| > to hold the 'i'm ok, everyone else is not' attitude.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>| >| >
>| >| > illogical equivocation. the quality of one's work gives no
>| >| > indication as
>| > to
>| >| > whether or not one is actually employed to engage in such work.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>| >| >
>| >| > i thought your arrogance was.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>| >| >
>| >| > yes...your post forces me to use my filter to 'shut yourself the
>| >| > fuck
>| > up'
>| >| > since you cannot discipline your own tongue.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews,
>| >| > | my bad."
>| >| >
>| >| > oh you historian! the romans killed jesus, you fucking
>| >| > anti-semite.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n
>| >| > | such...mmmm..."
>| >| >
>| >| > this is about the most coherent quote you've provided. too bad
>| >| > it illuminates nothing.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>| >| >
>| >| > as is obvious the reason, their reality is vastly different from
>| >| > the
>| > world
>| >| > in which you delude yourself.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful
>| >| > | stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to
>| >| > | further my art?"
>| >| >
>| >| > there is no wrong nor right. now as for polite or generally
>| >| > acceptable
>| > to
>| >| > the masses, i think it is behavior that will earn your art to be
>| >| > known
>| > as
>| >| > the art definitive of 'perfect ass'.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social
>| >| > | construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to
>| >| > | convince others of its relevancy."
>| >| >
>| >| > and all things outside of the first-cause is likewise. which
>| >| > means that
>| > i
>| >| > perceive i exist but cannot see any relevance in perceiving that
>| >| > you do...and you give little cause that would 'convince others'.
>| >| > after all, based on your blathering, narcisistic, and
>| >| > hatefulness behaviour there
>| > is
>| >| > very little worth in us believing you do exist. that would be a
>| >| > waste of time. consider the cost/benefit ratio.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun
>| >| > | and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the
>| >| > | champagne proper."
>| >| >
>| >| > said your boyfriend on new years eve.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>| >| >
>| >| > only if you're delusional. reality is based on third-party
>| >| > observations. even personal reality is kept in check...tried
>| >| > levitating lately?
>| >| >
>| >| > | "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think
>| >| > | that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like
>| >| > | they're just givin em out for free."
>| >| >
>| >| > kind of like intellect. while wholly devoid of such, you are
>| >| > even more pitiful since you espouse that you do yet parade
>| >| > around, completely
>| > obvious
>| >| > to all others, without a single marble in your bag.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of
>| >| > | quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and
>| >| > | decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little
>| >| > | mess."
>| >| >
>| >| > which is why i'm now plonking you.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>| >| > | horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they
>| >| > | violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the
>| >| > | faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who
>| >| > | will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny
>| >| > | little minds'."
>| >| >
>| >| > other than considering your 'tiny little' mind, it would be good
>| >| > to
>| > start
>| >| > with logic in supporting such a claim. first if you intend to
>| >| > use angels
>| > for
>| >| > support, you should prove god exists and whether or not he
>| >| > has/needs
>| > angels.
>| >| > further, you'd need to establish they have heads, need blood,
>| >| > and have a fetish vented towards implanting unforgettable
>| >| > imagery in ones head.
>| >| >
>| >| > there is a difference between 'earth shatteringly good' and
>| >| > 'earth shatterlingly horrible'. all socially engaged animals
>| >| > curtail partaking
>| > of
>| >| > the extremes of either as it may get them expelled from the
>| >| > group -
>| > spelling
>| >| > a most certain doom.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't
>| >| > | even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>| >| >
>| >| > that's a blanket quote you just throw out there to someone whom
>| >| > you've
>| > never
>| >| > met? you don't know me or anyone else here. i'm sorry you find
>| >| > it
>| > necessary
>| >| > to project. i do feel sad for you. however, i believe your
>| >| > judging of
>| > style
>| >| > is merely an overestimation of yourself...you obviously
>| >| > overvalue
>| > everything
>| >| > you do.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "Those who record history are those who control history."
>| >| >
>| >| > illogical equivocation. you certainly do see everyone in a
>| >| > negative
>| > light.
>| >| > this assertion assumes that motive records history and that the
>| >| > events
>| > of
>| >| > history have little effect on the story.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its
>| >| > | tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and
>| >| > | unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for
>| >| > | you."
>| >| >
>| >| > narcisist. futher, prove hell. no matter the result of that
>| >| > endeavor,
>| > bring
>| >| > it on. i'll spank your ass like a toddler.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>| >| > | tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>| >| >
>| >| > ideally, i'd employ diplomacy so as to avoid conflict. here's my
>| >| > quote: 'diplomacy - the art of letting others have your way'.
>| >| > since you have no such art, or even tact, i can see why this
>| >| > scenario has plagued your
>| > mind
>| >| > and why you'd consider it an ideal situation.
>| >| >
>|>| > | "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>| >| > | function?"
>| >| >
>| >| > i can tell you that none of YOUR processes are functioning!
>| >| >
>| >| > | "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>| >| > | Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the
>| >| > | forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>| >| >
>| >| > you cross-posted. and as with the rest of your reality, every
>| >| > one of
>| > these
>| >| > groups gets the corner if-and-only-if you come to 'participate'
>| >| > in one
>| > of
>| >| > them. and your forecast is wrong. you are at 0 points...you
>| >| > cannot get
>| > any
>| >| > more un-intelligent. what a moron...'down x points and due to
>| > increase'...i
>| >| > don't think you mean to be so optimistic.
>| >| >
>| >| > | "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>| >| > | gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
>| >| >
>| >| > and here's my injunctive relief...
>| >| >
>| >| > *PLONK*
>| >| >
>| >| > now, FOAD.
>| >|
>| >| Hatter, you know you've arrived when you inspire so many people to
>| >| spend so much time responding to you. Very few people have such
>| >| power. Keep up the good work. Just think, if you got them to use
>| >| their creative energy solving problems such as Iraq instead
>| >| diatribes against you, imagine what could be accomplished.
>| >| --
>| >| A Hatter Fan
>| >
>| > bill is hatter. pretty sad when one rants, is confronted, and runs
>| > and hides under a new identity. and, my response took all of about
>| > 5 minutes. i had it to spare while my pc was compiling some code.
>| > go spew your stupidity somewhere else.
>| >
>| > FOAD
>| >
>| >
>| >
>|
>| lol... You're new to usenet aren't you...
>|
>| --
>| ThePsyko
>| Public Enemy #7
>
> the sock strikes again.

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That's one stinky sock!


you have heard of statistical significance,
> haven't you?

Yes, but apparently you haven't studied it


> first, what are the odds that someone favors your vanity,
> stupidity, and narcissism?

Odd.. most people tell me I'm too modest..


> second, that three of them would follow you
> into one of these three news groups?

"follow" you? I've been here since 1998...

and you call ME vain lol!!!!


> third, that they would find your
> post among a myriad of other posts not made by you?

Yeah, that damn highlighting of new posts... gets me every time


> and four, that
> they all have the same cantor, tone, daftness, and arrogance in the
> voice of their posts as you?

I posted a total of 7 words (assuming you count "lol" as a word).. you
got all that from a mere 7 words?


> i know you lack such critical thinking
> skills or familiarity with mathematics in general, however don't
> assume the rest of us are so gullible.

Sure thing.. as long as you don't assume the rest of us are a paranoid or
moronic as you.



>
> i expect, if you have any honesty in you, you should just respond to
> this reply with the name 'sockMaster'.

Why would I do that? I can't sock worth shit - just ask anybody lol.. if
you were 1/4 as smart as you would like to believe you are, you would
have looked into things before you ran your mouth and proved to everybody
just what a moron you are.

But hey, welcome to usenet! We could use more clowns like you - it makes
the days pass that much quicker.

--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 16:14:24 -0600, "Steve" <no.one [at] example.com>
wrote:

>| lol... You're new to usenet aren't you...

>the sock strikes again.

*Hatter nearly falls onto the floor laughing.*

Seriously, we're gonna have to start adding AUK to the xposts here
pretty soon. ^_^

>you have heard of statistical significance, haven't
>you? first, what are the odds that someone favors your vanity, stupidity,
>and narcissism?

Uh, just because someone else thinks you're an idiot doesn't mean that
they like me, you fucking retard...it just means they think you're a
fucking fruit loop loony.

Of course those who ACTUALLY know me, know enough NOT to take all my
bragging and nastiness so seriously and as such they quite like me and
I like them (especially since it takes a high degree of intelligence
to reach that level with me) and I often like to collaborate with them
on various projects, problems and other such things.

>second, that three of them would follow you into one of
>these three news groups?

....uh, there are FOUR newsgroups in the xpost line, two of which I
happen to be VERY active in, one of which I'm semi-active in and the
later one I only recently started posting to...so no one really had to
"follow" me, you fucking retard.

>third, that they would find your post among a
>myriad of other posts not made by you?

Uh...in alt.2600 and alt.design.graphics a good 75%+ of ALL
discussions and topics directly involve me in one manner or another,
you bumbling retard.

>and four, that they all have the same
>cantor, tone, daftness, and arrogance in the voice of their posts as you?

Well, no, actually they don't. Furthermore, if you weren't such a
Outhouse Express n00b failure you would comprehend something as
simplistic as HEADERS...which CLEARLY SHOW that there is NO WAY that
we could be the same person...you dribbling little idiot.

So I guess the question now is...who wants to nominate Stevie The
Wonder Retard for CNotM?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 16:14:24 -0600, "Steve" <no.one [at] example.com>
wrote:

>| lol... You're new to usenet aren't you...

>the sock strikes again.

*Hatter nearly falls onto the floor laughing.*

Seriously, we're gonna have to start adding AUK to the xposts here
pretty soon. ^_^

>you have heard of statistical significance, haven't
>you? first, what are the odds that someone favors your vanity, stupidity,
>and narcissism?

Uh, just because someone else thinks you're an idiot doesn't mean that
they like me, you fucking retard...it just means they think you're a
fucking fruit loop loony.

Of course those who ACTUALLY know me, know enough NOT to take all my
bragging and nastiness so seriously and as such they quite like me and
I like them (especially since it takes a high degree of intelligence
to reach that level with me) and I often like to collaborate with them
on various projects, problems and other such things.

>second, that three of them would follow you into one of
>these three news groups?

....uh, there are FOUR newsgroups in the xpost line, two of which I
happen to be VERY active in, one of which I'm semi-active in and the
later one I only recently started posting to...so no one really had to
"follow" me, you fucking retard.

>third, that they would find your post among a
>myriad of other posts not made by you?

Uh...in alt.2600 and alt.design.graphics a good 75%+ of ALL
discussions and topics directly involve me in one manner or another,
you bumbling retard.

>and four, that they all have the same
>cantor, tone, daftness, and arrogance in the voice of their posts as you?

Well, no, actually they don't. Furthermore, if you weren't such a
Outhouse Express n00b failure you would comprehend something as
simplistic as HEADERS...which CLEARLY SHOW that there is NO WAY that
we could be the same person...you dribbling little idiot.

So I guess the question now is...who wants to nominate Stevie The
Wonder Retard for CNotM?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 16:16:38 -0600, "Steve" <no.one [at] example.com>
wrote:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:6mvfq2pssiftrg6fvk2vdn99v5ff9h398s [at] 4ax.com...
>| On 12 Jan 2007 20:55:09 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko [at] itookmyprozac.com>
>| wrote:
>|
>| >lol... You're new to usenet aren't you...
>|
>| It's okay, I just raped the reality of Usenet into him...
>
>funny how each sock-reply leads you into the post you wanted to deliver
>anyway, 'sockMaster'.
>
>love the top-posting, btw. lol

LOL...the poor Outhouse Express luser doesn't even know what top
poasting is!

I really hope Stevie is a genuine kook and not just some Bowtie sock
(haven't actually bothered to check his headers, although he hasn't
tried adding alt.adjective to the xposts yet).

If AUK decides to go with a CNotY award, boy Stevie the Wonder Retard
could be a FRONT RUNNER!

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

On 12 Jan 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard Onideus
Mad Hatter cry out in news:hh2gq29vk7c2k19m2a5fdsn0knrhm1l1uf [at] 4ax.com...

> On Fri, 12 Jan 2007 16:14:24 -0600, "Steve" <no.one [at] example.com>
> wrote:
>
>>| lol... You're new to usenet aren't you...
>
>>the sock strikes again.
>
> *Hatter nearly falls onto the floor laughing.*
>
> Seriously, we're gonna have to start adding AUK to the xposts here
> pretty soon. ^_^
>
>>you have heard of statistical significance, haven't
>>you? first, what are the odds that someone favors your vanity,
>>stupidity, and narcissism?
>
> Uh, just because someone else thinks you're an idiot doesn't mean that
> they like me, you fucking retard...it just means they think you're a
> fucking fruit loop loony.
>
> Of course those who ACTUALLY know me, know enough NOT to take all my
> bragging and nastiness so seriously and as such they quite like me and
> I like them (especially since it takes a high degree of intelligence
> to reach that level with me) and I often like to collaborate with them
> on various projects, problems and other such things.
>
>>second, that three of them would follow you into one of
>>these three news groups?
>
> ...uh, there are FOUR newsgroups in the xpost line, two of which I
> happen to be VERY active in, one of which I'm semi-active in and the
> later one I only recently started posting to...so no one really had to
> "follow" me, you fucking retard.
>
>>third, that they would find your post among a
>>myriad of other posts not made by you?
>
> Uh...in alt.2600 and alt.design.graphics a good 75%+ of ALL
> discussions and topics directly involve me in one manner or another,
> you bumbling retard.
>
>>and four, that they all have the same
>>cantor, tone, daftness, and arrogance in the voice of their posts as
>>you?
>
> Well, no, actually they don't. Furthermore, if you weren't such a
> Outhouse Express n00b failure you would comprehend something as
> simplistic as HEADERS...which CLEARLY SHOW that there is NO WAY that
> we could be the same person...you dribbling little idiot.
>
> So I guess the question now is...who wants to nominate Stevie The
> Wonder Retard for CNotM?
>

I think the simple act of assuming you and I are the same person is
definitely worthy of a "clueless" award of any magnitude..



--
ThePsyko
Public Enemy #7

ThePsyko <thepsyko [at] itookmyprozac.com> delighted us to no end by
taking a lime green crayon and scribbling in
news:Xns98B6926407F81LifeIsGood [at] nntp.petitmorte.net, on the
hallowed day of Fri 12 Jan 2007 02:22:07p:

>> i expect, if you have any honesty in you, you should just
>> respond to this reply with the name 'sockMaster'.
>
> Why would I do that? I can't sock worth shit - just ask
> anybody lol..

It's true. He can't. I have evidence to support that. Buhahahahaha!


Being called a Hatter sock. *wince* You've been called worse. Not
MUCH worse, but worse. :)

--
-=Mara=-

Help Heather kick cancer's ass! http://www.limeproject.org
Mara's Promo Photo: http://www.limeproject.org/promos/mara.jpg

-=Biscuit=- tossed the following at the wall, and it stuck:

> ThePsyko <thepsyko [at] itookmyprozac.com> delighted us to no end by
> taking a lime green crayon and scribbling in
> news:Xns98B6926407F81LifeIsGood [at] nntp.petitmorte.net, on the
> hallowed day of Fri 12 Jan 2007 02:22:07p:
>
>>> i expect, if you have any honesty in you, you should just
>>> respond to this reply with the name 'sockMaster'.
>>
>> Why would I do that? I can't sock worth shit - just ask
>> anybody lol..
>
> It's true. He can't. I have evidence to support that. Buhahahahaha!
>
>
> Being called a Hatter sock. *wince* You've been called worse. Not
> MUCH worse, but worse. :)
>
Does fuckhead or goatblower count?
;-)
--
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb. Now, if
you're looking for a lawyer to screw a light bulb...

Froz...

In article <4LTph.21$9M6.1 [at] newsfe03.lga>, Steve <no.one [at] example.com>
wrote:

> "ThePsyko" <thepsyko [at] itookmyprozac.com> wrote in message
> news:Xns98B683A55608LifeIsGood [at] nntp.petitmorte.net...
> | On 12 Jan 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard Steve cry
> | out in news:BoSph.34$US6.2 [at] newsfe02.lga...
> |
> | >
> | > "Bill K" <msuwkrull [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
> | > news:1168617886.958531.250160 [at] v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com.. .
> | >|
> | >| Steve wrote:
> | >| > "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> wrote in
> | >| > message news:6u8eq21l8mutmtghv9au6ctihi7jmftvd4 [at] 4ax.com...
> | >| > | I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search
> | >| > | for something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit after
> | >| > | blog hit.
> | >| >
> | >| > <snip>
> | >| >
> | >| > learn to google. better yet, go to the flash site and get TFM !!! i
> | > program
> | >| > in several languages and have NEVER had the problem you're
> | >| > describing. further, i have several technical hobbies as well. each
> | >| > are well covered
> | > in
> | >| > blogs...in fact, and counter to your pompous-assed attitude and
> | > assertions,
> | >| > i look forward to getting a blog link as i can be reasonably
> | >| > certain
> | > that
> | >| > someone has posted links to more informative non-blogged source
> | >| > sites...
> | >| >
> | >| > arrogant son-of-a-bitch! you have a problem with blogs...fine. I
> | >| > HATE DUMBASSES who see fit to post OFF-TOPIC diatribes in nntp
> | >| > groups whos context is specific, and specifically NOT for such
> | >| > tirades!
> | >| >
> | >| > now, on to your quotes...
> | >| >
> | >| > | Hatter Quotes
> | >| > | -------------
> | >| > | "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of
> | >| > | the best."
> | >| >
> | >| > illogically exclusive. certainly the most likely to achieve such a
> | >| > title
> | > of
> | >| > being the best at a thing are NOT those who work particularly had
> | >| > for
> | > it.
> | >| > rather, they are those with a natural disposition on inclination
> | >| > toward
> | > the
> | >| > same.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped
> | >| > | you with it."
> | >| >
> | >| > your reality seems very distinct to you and not shared by the
> | > majority...i
> | >| > wonder who is more likely wrong. it is easy to see how the conflict
> | > between
> | >| > our definition of reality and yours produces such friction as to
> | >| > prompt
> | > you
> | >| > to hold the 'i'm ok, everyone else is not' attitude.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
> | >| >
> | >| > illogical equivocation. the quality of one's work gives no
> | >| > indication as
> | > to
> | >| > whether or not one is actually employed to engage in such work.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
> | >| >
> | >| > i thought your arrogance was.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
> | >| >
> | >| > yes...your post forces me to use my filter to 'shut yourself the
> | >| > fuck
> | > up'
> | >| > since you cannot discipline your own tongue.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
> | >| > | bad."
> | >| >
> | >| > oh you historian! the romans killed jesus, you fucking anti-semite.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
> | >| >
> | >| > this is about the most coherent quote you've provided. too bad it
> | >| > illuminates nothing.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
> | >| >
> | >| > as is obvious the reason, their reality is vastly different from
> | >| > the
> | > world
> | >| > in which you delude yourself.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful
> | >| > | stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to
> | >| > | further my art?"
> | >| >
> | >| > there is no wrong nor right. now as for polite or generally
> | >| > acceptable
> | > to
> | >| > the masses, i think it is behavior that will earn your art to be
> | >| > known
> | > as
> | >| > the art definitive of 'perfect ass'.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social
> | >| > | construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to
> | >| > | convince others of its relevancy."
> | >| >
> | >| > and all things outside of the first-cause is likewise. which means
> | >| > that
> | > i
> | >| > perceive i exist but cannot see any relevance in perceiving that
> | >| > you do...and you give little cause that would 'convince others'.
> | >| > after all, based on your blathering, narcisistic, and hatefulness
> | >| > behaviour there
> | > is
> | >| > very little worth in us believing you do exist. that would be a
> | >| > waste of time. consider the cost/benefit ratio.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and
> | >| > | start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne
> | >| > | proper."
> | >| >
> | >| > said your boyfriend on new years eve.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
> | >| >
> | >| > only if you're delusional. reality is based on third-party
> | >| > observations. even personal reality is kept in check...tried
> | >| > levitating lately?
> | >| >
> | >| > | "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
> | >| > | they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're
> | >| > | just givin em out for free."
> | >| >
> | >| > kind of like intellect. while wholly devoid of such, you are even
> | >| > more pitiful since you espouse that you do yet parade around,
> | >| > completely
> | > obvious
> | >| > to all others, without a single marble in your bag.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of
> | >| > | quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and decided
> | >| > | at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little mess."
> | >| >
> | >| > which is why i'm now plonking you.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> | >| > | horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently
> | >| > | rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a
> | >| > | thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have
> | >| > | the terrible images burned into their tiny little minds'."
> | >| >
> | >| > other than considering your 'tiny little' mind, it would be good to
> | > start
> | >| > with logic in supporting such a claim. first if you intend to use
> | >| > angels
> | > for
> | >| > support, you should prove god exists and whether or not he
> | >| > has/needs
> | > angels.
> | >| > further, you'd need to establish they have heads, need blood, and
> | >| > have a fetish vented towards implanting unforgettable imagery in
> | >| > ones head.
> | >| >
> | >| > there is a difference between 'earth shatteringly good' and 'earth
> | >| > shatterlingly horrible'. all socially engaged animals curtail
> | >| > partaking
> | > of
> | >| > the extremes of either as it may get them expelled from the group -
> | > spelling
> | >| > a most certain doom.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't
> | >| > | even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
> | >| >
> | >| > that's a blanket quote you just throw out there to someone whom
> | >| > you've
> | > never
> | >| > met? you don't know me or anyone else here. i'm sorry you find it
> | > necessary
> | >| > to project. i do feel sad for you. however, i believe your judging
> | >| > of
> | > style
> | >| > is merely an overestimation of yourself...you obviously overvalue
> | > everything
> | >| > you do.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "Those who record history are those who control history."
> | >| >
> | >| > illogical equivocation. you certainly do see everyone in a negative
> | > light.
> | >| > this assertion assumes that motive records history and that the
> | >| > events
> | > of
> | >| > history have little effect on the story.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive
> | >| > | rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending
> | >| > | horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for you."
> | >| >
> | >| > narcisist. futher, prove hell. no matter the result of that
> | >| > endeavor,
> | > bring
> | >| > it on. i'll spank your ass like a toddler.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> | >| > | tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
> | >| >
> | >| > ideally, i'd employ diplomacy so as to avoid conflict. here's my
> | >| > quote: 'diplomacy - the art of letting others have your way'. since
> | >| > you have no such art, or even tact, i can see why this scenario has
> | >| > plagued your
> | > mind
> | >| > and why you'd consider it an ideal situation.
> | >| >
> |>| > | "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> | >| > | function?"
> | >| >
> | >| > i can tell you that none of YOUR processes are functioning!
> | >| >
> | >| > | "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> | >| > | Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
> | >| > | indicates an increase in Webtv users."
> | >| >
> | >| > you cross-posted. and as with the rest of your reality, every one
> | >| > of
> | > these
> | >| > groups gets the corner if-and-only-if you come to 'participate' in
> | >| > one
> | > of
> | >| > them. and your forecast is wrong. you are at 0 points...you cannot
> | >| > get
> | > any
> | >| > more un-intelligent. what a moron...'down x points and due to
> | > increase'...i
> | >| > don't think you mean to be so optimistic.
> | >| >
> | >| > | "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> | >| > | gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
> | >| >
> | >| > and here's my injunctive relief...
> | >| >
> | >| > *PLONK*
> | >| >
> | >| > now, FOAD.
> | >|
> | >| Hatter, you know you've arrived when you inspire so many people to
> | >| spend so much time responding to you. Very few people have such
> | >| power. Keep up the good work. Just think, if you got them to use
> | >| their creative energy solving problems such as Iraq instead diatribes
> | >| against you, imagine what could be accomplished.
> | >| --
> | >| A Hatter Fan
> | >
> | > bill is hatter. pretty sad when one rants, is confronted, and runs and
> | > hides under a new identity. and, my response took all of about 5
> | > minutes. i had it to spare while my pc was compiling some code. go
> | > spew your stupidity somewhere else.
> | >
> | > FOAD
> | >
> | >
> | >
> |
> | lol... You're new to usenet aren't you...

Obviously, Babe. : )
> |
> | --
> | ThePsyko
> | Public Enemy #7
>
> the sock strikes again.

LOL, Psycho's not Hat's sock - nor anyone else's.

> you have heard of statistical significance, haven't
> you? first, what are the odds that someone favors your vanity, stupidity,
> and narcissism? second, that three of them would follow you into one of
> these three news groups?

I've got an idea - why don't you take a looky-look at all the froups
this thread is xposted to, hmmm? Considering that there's at least 4,
that's quite a few pools to draw peeps from.

Further, when you consider the fact that most of these peeps have been
on usenet for quite some time, I'd think it's pretty fucking logical to
come to the conclusion that pretty much everybody KNOWS pretty much
everybody.

But for the record, the players are from the froups as follows (though,
next time, why don't you just Google the chit to see if they ARE socks
before you start ASSuming shit, hmmm?

Psycho: alt.hackers.malicious, alt.2600 (I think), alt.php (I think)
Hat: All of the above
Me: ADG, AHM, though I often lurk at AMF

For the record, I've known Hat for about 2 years, and Psycho about
what? 6 months? And no one who's actually lurked for longer than a week
would EVER assume that the two are anything close to even being
friendly, much less "socks" of the other, LOL.

> third, that they would find your post among a
> myriad of other posts not made by you? and four, that they all have the same
> cantor, tone, daftness, and arrogance in the voice of their posts as you? i
> know you lack such critical thinking skills or familiarity with mathematics
> in general, however don't assume the rest of us are so gullible.

AFAIK, the syntax you're referring to would be considered a "language"
common to those who hack and/or are "netters."LOL, I'm by no means a
hacker, but I speak the "language" for the most part . . . it's kinda
how you fit in in the groups.

And if you haven't figured it out yet - most hackers are fucking
arrogant as hell - prolly because they know they can fuck up your
computer without breaking a sweat. But, "netters" are pretty fucking
arrogant, too.
>
> i expect, if you have any honesty in you, you should just respond to this
> reply with the name 'sockMaster'.

HTH!!

*sigh*

I know, I know . . . I MUST be a sock, too, right? ; )
>
>

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Max Grrl

In article <Xns98B6926407F81LifeIsGood [at] nntp.petitmorte.net>, ThePsyko
<thepsyko [at] itookmyprozac.com> wrote:

> On 12 Jan 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard Steve cry
> out in news:4LTph.21$9M6.1 [at] newsfe03.lga...
>
> >
> > "ThePsyko" <thepsyko [at] itookmyprozac.com> wrote in message
> > news:Xns98B683A55608LifeIsGood [at] nntp.petitmorte.net...
> >| On 12 Jan 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.2600 and heard Steve
> >| cry out in news:BoSph.34$US6.2 [at] newsfe02.lga...
> >|
> >| >
> >| > "Bill K" <msuwkrull [at] gmail.com> wrote in message
> >| > news:1168617886.958531.250160 [at] v45g2000cwv.googlegroups.com.. .
> >| >|
> >| >| Steve wrote:
> >| >| > "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet [at] backwater-productions.net> wrote in
> >| >| > message news:6u8eq21l8mutmtghv9au6ctihi7jmftvd4 [at] 4ax.com...
> >| >| > | I've noticed over the past year that every time I run a search
> >| >| > | for something...I start rackin up blog hit after blog hit
> >| >| > | after blog hit.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > <snip>
> >| >| >
> >| >| > learn to google. better yet, go to the flash site and get TFM
> >| >| > !!! i
> >| > program
> >| >| > in several languages and have NEVER had the problem you're
> >| >| > describing. further, i have several technical hobbies as well.
> >| >| > each are well covered
> >| > in
> >| >| > blogs...in fact, and counter to your pompous-assed attitude and
> >| > assertions,
> >| >| > i look forward to getting a blog link as i can be reasonably
> >| >| > certain
> >| > that
> >| >| > someone has posted links to more informative non-blogged source
> >| >| > sites...
> >| >| >
> >| >| > arrogant son-of-a-bitch! you have a problem with blogs...fine. I
> >| >| > HATE DUMBASSES who see fit to post OFF-TOPIC diatribes in nntp
> >| >| > groups whos context is specific, and specifically NOT for such
> >| >| > tirades!
> >| >| >
> >| >| > now, on to your quotes...
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | Hatter Quotes
> >| >| > | -------------
> >| >| > | "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one
> >| >| > | of the best."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > illogically exclusive. certainly the most likely to achieve such
> >| >| > a title
> >| > of
> >| >| > being the best at a thing are NOT those who work particularly
> >| >| > had for
> >| > it.
> >| >| > rather, they are those with a natural disposition on inclination
> >| >| > toward
> >| > the
> >| >| > same.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch
> >| >| > | slapped you with it."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > your reality seems very distinct to you and not shared by the
> >| > majority...i
> >| >| > wonder who is more likely wrong. it is easy to see how the
> >| >| > conflict
> >| > between
> >| >| > our definition of reality and yours produces such friction as to
> >| >| > prompt
> >| > you
> >| >| > to hold the 'i'm ok, everyone else is not' attitude.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > illogical equivocation. the quality of one's work gives no
> >| >| > indication as
> >| > to
> >| >| > whether or not one is actually employed to engage in such work.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > i thought your arrogance was.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
> >| >| >
> >| >| > yes...your post forces me to use my filter to 'shut yourself the
> >| >| > fuck
> >| > up'
> >| >| > since you cannot discipline your own tongue.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews,
> >| >| > | my bad."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > oh you historian! the romans killed jesus, you fucking
> >| >| > anti-semite.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n
> >| >| > | such...mmmm..."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > this is about the most coherent quote you've provided. too bad
> >| >| > it illuminates nothing.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > as is obvious the reason, their reality is vastly different from
> >| >| > the
> >| > world
> >| >| > in which you delude yourself.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful
> >| >| > | stupidity of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to
> >| >| > | further my art?"
> >| >| >
> >| >| > there is no wrong nor right. now as for polite or generally
> >| >| > acceptable
> >| > to
> >| >| > the masses, i think it is behavior that will earn your art to be
> >| >| > known
> >| > as
> >| >| > the art definitive of 'perfect ass'.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social
> >| >| > | construct that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to
> >| >| > | convince others of its relevancy."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > and all things outside of the first-cause is likewise. which
> >| >| > means that
> >| > i
> >| >| > perceive i exist but cannot see any relevance in perceiving that
> >| >| > you do...and you give little cause that would 'convince others'.
> >| >| > after all, based on your blathering, narcisistic, and
> >| >| > hatefulness behaviour there
> >| > is
> >| >| > very little worth in us believing you do exist. that would be a
> >| >| > waste of time. consider the cost/benefit ratio.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun
> >| >| > | and start creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the
> >| >| > | champagne proper."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > said your boyfriend on new years eve.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > only if you're delusional. reality is based on third-party
> >| >| > observations. even personal reality is kept in check...tried
> >| >| > levitating lately?
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think
> >| >| > | that they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like
> >| >| > | they're just givin em out for free."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > kind of like intellect. while wholly devoid of such, you are
> >| >| > even more pitiful since you espouse that you do yet parade
> >| >| > around, completely
> >| > obvious
> >| >| > to all others, without a single marble in your bag.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of
> >| >| > | quibling...everywhere. So the Hare took a long stare and
> >| >| > | decided at best, to leave the rest, to their merry little
> >| >| > | mess."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > which is why i'm now plonking you.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
> >| >| > | horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they
> >| >| > | violently rip their heads off, their blood spraying into the
> >| >| > | faces of a thousand sweet innocent horrified children, who
> >| >| > | will forever have the terrible images burned into their tiny
> >| >| > | little minds'."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > other than considering your 'tiny little' mind, it would be good
> >| >| > to
> >| > start
> >| >| > with logic in supporting such a claim. first if you intend to
> >| >| > use angels
> >| > for
> >| >| > support, you should prove god exists and whether or not he
> >| >| > has/needs
> >| > angels.
> >| >| > further, you'd need to establish they have heads, need blood,
> >| >| > and have a fetish vented towards implanting unforgettable
> >| >| > imagery in ones head.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > there is a difference between 'earth shatteringly good' and
> >| >| > 'earth shatterlingly horrible'. all socially engaged animals
> >| >| > curtail partaking
> >| > of
> >| >| > the extremes of either as it may get them expelled from the
> >| >| > group -
> >| > spelling
> >| >| > a most certain doom.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't
> >| >| > | even properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > that's a blanket quote you just throw out there to someone whom
> >| >| > you've
> >| > never
> >| >| > met? you don't know me or anyone else here. i'm sorry you find
> >| >| > it
> >| > necessary
> >| >| > to project. i do feel sad for you. however, i believe your
> >| >| > judging of
> >| > style
> >| >| > is merely an overestimation of yourself...you obviously
> >| >| > overvalue
> >| > everything
> >| >| > you do.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "Those who record history are those who control history."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > illogical equivocation. you certainly do see everyone in a
> >| >| > negative
> >| > light.
> >| >| > this assertion assumes that motive records history and that the
> >| >| > events
> >| > of
> >| >| > history have little effect on the story.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its
> >| >| > | tormentive rage, endless suffering, unfathomable pain and
> >| >| > | unending horror...but you don't get sent to me...I come for
> >| >| > | you."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > narcisist. futher, prove hell. no matter the result of that
> >| >| > endeavor,
> >| > bring
> >| >| > it on. i'll spank your ass like a toddler.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
> >| >| > | tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > ideally, i'd employ diplomacy so as to avoid conflict. here's my
> >| >| > quote: 'diplomacy - the art of letting others have your way'.
> >| >| > since you have no such art, or even tact, i can see why this
> >| >| > scenario has plagued your
> >| > mind
> >| >| > and why you'd consider it an ideal situation.
> >| >| >
> >|>| > | "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
> >| >| > | function?"
> >| >| >
> >| >| > i can tell you that none of YOUR processes are functioning!
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
> >| >| > | Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the
> >| >| > | forecast indicates an increase in Webtv users."
> >| >| >
> >| >| > you cross-posted. and as with the rest of your reality, every
> >| >| > one of
> >| > these
> >| >| > groups gets the corner if-and-only-if you come to 'participate'
> >| >| > in one
> >| > of
> >| >| > them. and your forecast is wrong. you are at 0 points...you
> >| >| > cannot get
> >| > any
> >| >| > more un-intelligent. what a moron...'down x points and due to
> >| > increase'...i
> >| >| > don't think you mean to be so optimistic.
> >| >| >
> >| >| > | "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
> >| >| > | gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
> >| >| >
> >| >| > and here's my injunctive relief...
> >| >| >
> >| >| > *PLONK*
> >| >| >
> >| >| > now, FOAD.
> >| >|
> >| >| Hatter, you know you've arrived when you inspire so many people to
> >| >| spend so much time responding to you. Very few people have such
> >| >| power. Keep up the good work. Just think, if you got them to use
> >| >| their creative energy solving problems such as Iraq instead
> >| >| diatribes against you, imagine what could be accomplished.
> >| >| --
> >| >| A Hatter Fan
> >| >
> >| > bill is hatter. pretty sad when one rants, is confronted, and runs
> >| > and hides under a new identity. and, my response took all of about
> >| > 5 minutes. i had it to spare while my pc was compiling some code.
> >| > go spew your stupidity somewhere else.
> >| >
> >| > FOAD
> >| >
> >| >
> >| >
> >|
> >| lol... You're new to usenet aren't you...
> >|
> >| --
> >| ThePsyko
> >| Public Enemy #7
> >
> > the sock strikes again.
>
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> That's one stinky sock!
>
>
> you have heard of statistical significance,
> > haven't you?
>
> Yes, but apparently you haven't studied it
>
>
> > first, what are the odds that someone favors your vanity,
> > stupidity, and narcissism?
>
> Odd.. most people tell me I'm too modest..
>
>
> > second, that three of them would follow you
> > into one of these three news groups?
>
> "follow" you? I've been here since 1998...
>
> and you call ME vain lol!!!!
>
>
> > third, that they would find your
> > post among a myriad of other posts not made by you?
>
> Yeah, that damn highlighting of new posts... gets me every time
>
>
> > and four, that
> > they all have the same cantor, tone, daftness, and arrogance in the
> > voice of their posts as you?
>
> I posted a total of 7 words (assuming you count "lol" as a word).. you
> got all that from a mere 7 words?
>
>
> > i know you lack such critical thinking
> > skills or familiarity with mathematics in general, however don't
> > assume the rest of us are so gullible.
>
> Sure thing.. as long as you don't assume the rest of us are a paranoid or
> moronic as you.
>
>
>
> >
> > i expect, if you have any honesty in you, you should just respond to
> > this reply with the name 'sockMaster'.
>
> Why would I do that? I can't sock worth shit - just ask anybody lol.. if
> you were 1/4 as smart as you would like to believe you are, you would
> have looked into things before you ran your mouth and proved to everybody
> just what a moron you are.
>
> But hey, welcome to usenet! We could use more clowns like you - it makes
> the days pass that much quicker.

IAWTP!!!50 : )

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Max Grrl