Trollshit Bites the Dust

I have this friend a certain feeb who sometimes posts under the
alias "Sam" thinks is me.

He sent me this excerpt from his mail log. These mails were
silently dumped by his troll/spam filter, which I have helped him
configure. I trimmed the excerpt down considerably.

From Mackey_Rutherford [at] ev.net Sun Jul 2 13:52:29 2006
Subject: We do not transfer legal ownership of items from the seller to the bu
From FJamari [at] accesstoledo.com Sun Jul 2 23:34:10 2006
Subject: Is Royce Hess long Pedro
From Friend_Bird [at] fffg.com Mon Jul 3 11:09:35 2006
Subject: post content or items in an inappropriate category or areas on the Si
From Bowen.Peacock [at] chinabyte.com Mon Jul 3 11:09:42 2006
Subject: interfere or attempt to interfere with the proper working of the Site
From BerniePena [at] free4life.us Mon Jul 3 11:09:46 2006
Subject: Unless otherwise stated, all fees are quoted in U.S. Dollars. You are
From RickieShearer [at] ffgg.com Tue Jul 4 11:06:23 2006
Subject: You are not required to carry a balance in your PayPal account in ord
From hjemzezdpbwhlb [at] munseyandbrazil.com Tue Jul 4 11:06:38 2006
Subject: bridgework spoonful with atrophy
From EarleneGarrett [at] bellsouth.com Wed Jul 5 11:13:01 2006
Subject: If you enroll in the Money Market Fund, PayPal's subsidiary PayPal As
From Hickman_Cortez [at] eva.ro Wed Jul 5 11:13:12 2006
Subject: Looking rich
From Frazier_Salazar [at] fescomail.net Wed Jul 5 11:13:21 2006
Subject: i hope this is the right email
From service [at] chase.com Wed Jul 5 11:13:27 2006
Subject: Chase Internet Banking Fraud Department.
From Shepherd.Kessler [at] campbellsci.co.uk Wed Jul 5 11:13:36 2006
Subject: neumann now?
From Browne.Hopper [at] fit.com Wed Jul 5 11:13:39 2006
Subject: where are you?
From klepfish [at] box1.myfxh.com Wed Jul 5 13:03:38 2006
Subject: Think you know video Weirdo?
From JCourtneyj [at] az.com Wed Jul 5 22:41:05 2006
Subject: jersey or Albertah
From br_bounced-9770549-12343 [at] bcast.sendfree.com Thu Jul 6 00:26:15 2006
Subject: How to Convert Your Leads into Money
From ValentinSeals [at] brain.net.pk Thu Jul 6 10:19:46 2006
Subject: Using the PayPal service to receive payments for any narcotics, other
From LNeall [at] moscow.com Thu Jul 6 10:20:01 2006
Subject: running education
From klepfish [at] box1.myfxh.com Thu Jul 6 13:15:15 2006
Subject: Video Salesletters, Weirdo?
From Wimprecisionw [at] hawkpci.net Thu Jul 6 23:09:09 2006
Subject: planned not aide
From ppiihivbpud [at] arsenal.co.uk Fri Jul 7 00:25:34 2006
Subject: telekinesis knot
From Davies.Downey [at] fdt.net Fri Jul 7 11:41:57 2006
Subject: They speak frequently of the details of
From klepfish [at] box1.myfxh.com Fri Jul 7 11:41:58 2006
Subject: Weirdo, Rich Schefren Has Done It Again
From IsaacHerndon [at] flying.to Fri Jul 7 12:39:54 2006
Subject: That phrase has echoed in troops' letters home
From Morse_Marcum [at] flyingwebsites.com Fri Jul 7 12:39:56 2006
Subject: outlined his vision for me.
From Cardenas.Capps [at] epcri.com Fri Jul 7 13:28:20 2006
Subject: machines, an operating table, lab analysis
From webmast1 [at] web11.thehostingnet.com Fri Jul 7 15:07:48 2006
Subject: FUCKHEAD, why am I giving you 830 products?
From TKeithq [at] charm.net Fri Jul 7 16:42:52 2006
Subject: ethel on assured
From Jaramillo_Vernon [at] bellsouth.com Sat Jul 8 08:25:05 2006
Subject: and going to his aunt's for Thanksgiving.
From Schultz.Fountain [at] free4life.us Sat Jul 8 08:25:05 2006
Subject: never seen resources mobilized so quickly and
From White.Cramer [at] fiets.nl Sat Jul 8 08:25:06 2006
Subject: video chats, satellite phones and cellular connections, troops servin
From Beal_Graves [at] btcc.org Sat Jul 8 11:10:10 2006
Subject: and son to grapple with the reality of war.
From CruzMcguire [at] bednbreakfast.nu Sat Jul 8 11:10:11 2006
Subject: witnessed the evolution in communications from the front firsthand.
From webmast1 [at] web11.thehostingnet.com Sat Jul 8 11:10:12 2006
Subject: FUCKHEAD, here's a cool video for you
From Benjamin.Sinclair [at] bellauk.com Mon Jul 10 11:24:18 2006
Subject: the precious blood that was now soaking the sand
From Page.Banks [at] cnnsi.com Mon Jul 10 11:24:19 2006
Subject: discovered "terrorists talking to one another."
From Land_Mccray [at] etnic.be Mon Jul 10 11:24:20 2006
Subject: of his friends were drafted when they graduated.
From Alston_Leal [at] cyber.net.pk Mon Jul 10 11:24:20 2006
Subject: California, who has a son serving in Iraq, has
From GrantPham [at] cari.com.my Mon Jul 10 11:24:22 2006
Subject: in lower Manhattan was uncovered several months ago when intelligence
From klepfish [at] box1.myfxh.com Mon Jul 10 12:47:21 2006
Subject: Weirdo, Secrets Of Info Products Riches Revealed At Least
From Spears_Santana [at] fast.net Mon Jul 10 18:38:32 2006
Subject: you hear," Carroll says.
From Donovan_Grimm [at] fireandice.org Mon Jul 10 21:26:25 2006
Subject: The minutiae may seem completely insignificant in the
From Lugo.Belcher [at] btcc.org Tue Jul 11 08:28:22 2006
Subject: of his friends were drafted when they graduated.
From Lim_Barton [at] cnnsi.com Tue Jul 11 08:28:23 2006
Subject: home and on the front can talk more often and more
From MollieBlanco [at] flyingwebsites.com Tue Jul 11 08:55:38 2006
Subject: discovered "terrorists talking to one another."
From LMoorek [at] ld.net Tue Jul 11 08:55:39 2006
Subject: it format or downtrend
From Shea.Guerra [at] campbellsci.co.uk Tue Jul 11 09:27:22 2006
Subject: desert, but it is the most sophisticated tent
From ISapp7 [at] skypoint.net Tue Jul 11 15:19:01 2006
Subject: Part Lillian Buck want Osvaldo
From Edmonds.Longoria [at] classifiedtoday.com Tue Jul 11 23:26:18 2006
Subject: about to benefit from one of the greatest
From LilianaGraham [at] fiets.nl Tue Jul 11 23:26:19 2006
Subject: was not mentioned specifically as a target.
From webmast1 [at] web11.thehostingnet.com Wed Jul 12 08:05:10 2006
Subject: Hey FUCKHEAD, it's Mike
From OttoHarrington [at] ff.com Wed Jul 12 08:05:12 2006
Subject: "I think you all know the security in Baghdad is difficult,
From Hicks_Starnes [at] eva.ro Wed Jul 12 08:59:01 2006
Subject: Casey said.

He asks me to tell "Sam" and his troll 'buddies' to kiss his ass.
And to use a lot of tongue.

That has obviously already happenned.

:-))))

Note: I will not be downloading any articles on this thread.

Alan

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See my headers.
Alan Connor [ Mi, 12 Juli 2006 18:33 ] [ ID #1389553 ]

Re: Beavis Bites the Dust

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Usenet Beavis writes:

> I have this friend a certain feeb who sometimes posts under the

Beavis, you should stop being friends with feebs.

> alias "Sam" thinks is me.

Wrong, Beavis. There's only one Usenet Beavis, and everyone else is an
impostor.

> He sent me this excerpt from his mail log. These mails were
> silently dumped by his troll/spam filter, which I have helped him
> configure. I trimmed the excerpt down considerably.

And, Beavis, for some unfathomable reason you believe that this is somewhat
newsworthy.

Last week, Beavis, my mail server filtered out over 30,000 junk spams, yet,
I fail to see why anyone would want to look in my logs.

Furthermore, I feel sorry for you, having to download all that spam. Real
mail servers, instead of toys on analog modem dialups managed by Beavis,
don't even accept the spam, it gets rejected outright, by returning an SMTP
error code.

But, Beavis, stupid as you are, you just gave me a great idea.

Since you like receiving spam, so much, you should have no objections to
everyone else forwarding you their spam.

Hear that, everyone!!!! Just forward your spam to alanconnor [at] earthlink.net.
He likes spam so much that he posts summaries of all the spam he gets. So,
let's give him more spam!

Stupid Beavis.

> He asks me to tell "Bigfoot" and his Sasquatch 'buddies' to kiss his ass.
> And to use a lot of tongue.

Beavis, you can pass on that message yourself.

> That has obviously already happenned.

Ewww.

>
> :-))))
>
> Note: I will be downloading every article in this thread.

And you will love every byte of each and every one.

> Beavis
>
> --
> See my kookfarts.

*SLAP*



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Sam [ Do, 13 Juli 2006 01:31 ] [ ID #1390941 ]
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